In a group discussion about dental work, I complimented someone on their lovely teeth in front of someone with really obviously bad teeth and now I feel like a complete arse. What do?
Been there, sistah. My standard go-to is to compliment the bad-teeth person's teeth in front of someone with HIDEOUSLY bad teeth and is also a gigantic asshole so they'll deserve it and you'll feel deliciously smug. You surely know who I'm talking about. The Mouth Of Sauron: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=To_RJ_mPNqM Charge up to the Black Gate of Mordor disguised as Aragorn and his 7,000-strong army. Just you. Mimicking all seven thousand soldiers. Perhaps like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l894JJu5aKY#t=50s When the Mouth pops out the Gate, abduct him and drag him back to your original group and heap lavish praise upon Monsieur Shit-Teeth and excoriate the Mouth and his Hideous Teeth. Then, I dunno, demand oral from the Mouth or something. He'd probably be into that.
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