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Kobi asks I want to want to stop blowing, but i dont really want to. How can i help myself wanting to want stopping? My answer Oh man. So many possibilities here. First, "blowing". Let's not beat around the bush, pun ...

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Ash asks I will ask you for some terrible advice. I am thinking of becoming a life coach/personal trainer, what terrible advice are you going to give me? My answer Man oh man. Seriously bro? A life coach AND a personal trainer? Are ...

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Matt asks What would you do if you had a dog or cat that turned out to be homosexual? My answer Wait, what? Aren't all cats already incredibly homosexual? I thought cats were like mules. You get mules from making horses and ...

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gay 花栗栖 asks I’m a man and I just bottomed for another man. What do now?? My answer What's the issue, exactly? That you're undergoing nothing but bottoming? That you're Receiving penis, yet neglecting to Give it? That ...

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ProductiveAvocado681 asks Husband’s porn addiction is so bad he can barely function. What do? Make me laugh because this is the one addiction I can’t live with. Porn was allowed in our relationship. There was no reason for him ...

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phwoar 花栗栖 asks I’m a man and I just bottomed for another man. What do now?? My answer I feel you there, bro! Er. Figuratively. Don't ever beat yourself up about having incredibly mixed feelings ...

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Candice asks Getting a laser beam up my urethra next week ... what do? My answer Depends entirely on the power of the laser! Different strokes for different folks: Scenario A. Are we talking about one of those piddly ...

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Kim asks I have a lot of bird feeders and this year, we have a record migration of juncos, which makes me very glad, but it also pleases the neighbour's cat who hunts my little winged friends. I want to discourage the cat from ...

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GrayHeron9112 asks As a girlie who's never seen a d*ck before but is soon going to, I really need some advice... What am I expected to do with it? My answer I'm so glad you've come to me! Your worries are over. There's nothing a ...

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[First written in March 2023, and I'd only just now realised I'd not posted this! Posting now:] Slightly naughty content ahead! I’ve been banging out a series of stories, and the time has come to publish. That means neat cover ...

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The Sex Commandos Thwart The Third Vaginal Apocalypse
~~ Part 2/6 ~~
The Soviet Sluts Superb
Turns out out-flirting Imperatrix Bardot is like trying to wank off Mt. Blanc when it's wanking you back. Plan B: skedaddle, regroup, out-flirt the entirety of France and get loads more practice, then it's stealthy-sneaky Round Two or bust.

The Sex Commandos Thwart The Third Vaginal Apocalypse
~~ Part 3/6 ~~
The Cervical Supremacy
Turns out flirting with every ladybro Rambo in France produces Rivals and Frenemies and Jilted Waifus galore. Smashing fun, but utter Kryptonite for Imperial kill-plans. Like, ever tried noshing off a world leader whilst a billion fanb0is fondle your buttocks? Want to? Read on!

The Sex Commandos Thwart The Third Vaginal Apocalypse
~~ Part 4/6 ~~
The Praetorian Prostitutes
The game's up! The irresistible force of fanb0i-fondlemania has headbutted the immovable object of a gazillion furious Paris cops. They too thirst for Sex Commando patoot. Crunch time. Either launch one final rocket-strike against Bardot and France, or Earth's free nations forever perish.