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Steamy dalliances via concentric skin ponchos
24 Nov 2021
Tia asks How do I get someone to leave their wife and be with me instead? My answer Adjust your diet and exercise regimen to match the wife's physique as closely as possible, then hire...
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Swastika strapons
24 Nov 2021
Carlos asks Just found out my work colleague might be a neo nazi, what do I do?! My answer Cosplay as Hitler, don a swastika strapon, and tell him he's been a very naughty boy. Source...
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Turns out Permanent Press is for cats
24 Nov 2021
Tia asks This might be a dumb question but how do I clean my cat? My answer If by cat you mean the animal, I've had fantastic results with that Permanent Press mystery button we've all...
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Unearned pro-breasts crusader praise
24 Nov 2021
Brooklyn asks I was just publicly shamed for breastfeeding at an outdoor fall festival whilst entirely covered. What do?! My answer Simple. What you do is, first, sneak into their ow...
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How to safely menstruate crude oil
24 Nov 2021
Alicia asks Ok my dudes, one of my pet peeves is when a “woman’s restroom” has no trashcan within reach of the toilet. How should I dispose of used feminine products in a hygienic mann...
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A goddess of this magnificence melts before me? I must be phenomenal!
24 Nov 2021
Kohli asks I have been with my boyfriend for 2yrs. Before I met him, I hooked up with his brother but I didn't know that was his brother until I met his family a while after. I spoke to ...
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Kowtow to the PC-gone-mad crowd: wank off Genghis Khan 100k times
24 Nov 2021
Leah asks Asked boyfriend to buy cream of tartar for baking, comes home with tartar sauce for fish, what do My answer Tell him: "You moron! I didn't mean tartar sauce, I meant cream of...
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How to synchronise all rabbit births
18 Nov 2021
Michelle asks How to induce labor? No OOC plz My answer Do what I do. Hang out around rabbit warrens and assume leadership of their orgies. Rabbits have a gestation period of only six ...
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Grindr divorces and humptacular eligibility
18 Nov 2021
Smith asks My sister's boyfriend's wife's husband has a secret Grindr account. How should I congratulate him? My answer If you've got a family tree that twisted and gnarled then they'r...
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When to bait and set vaginal rat traps
8 Nov 2021
Monique asks So I am currently not on birth control (trying to get on the pill through Nurx) and recently started seeing my man. Both of us are clean and exclusive so no condoms are requ...
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Molten zinc vagina cast handstand
8 Nov 2021
Image source: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3568029... Donna asks I CAN’T feel the strings from my copper IUD. What do I do? My answer Make a bronze cast of your vagina b...
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Copper IUD duelling banjos
8 Nov 2021
Donna asks I CAN’T feel the strings from my copper IUD. What do I do? My answer Shove a second IUD up there to keep the first company, but this time tether it using those ginormo...
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