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The Internet in a tattoo
14 Dec 2021
Deanne asks I just got a voucher for a whole day with my tattoo artist. What should I get? My answer The Internet. All of it. The whole dang thing. Every single post and comment ever w...
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No fridge is safe from this renegade
14 Dec 2021
Nicola asks Landlord keeps choosing our flat to show potential new tenants round (it's one flat of multiple identical ones within same block). How do we get them to start showing one of ...
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Could be worse. Could be the Heil Hitler Hash House.
14 Dec 2021
Susan asks I'm plotting a romance novel and I'm trying to think of something disastrous happening between my two leads. I've already had a bratty ex accosted them. What do? My answer H...
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Temporal boozy cuteness
13 Dec 2021
Kaylah asks Tldr: I agreed to drive super far to meet with a tinder match and I don't feel like going anymore, so how should I cancel on him? So I agreed to hang out with a tinder match...
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Never rains but it pours. With dough re mi
12 Dec 2021
Alexis asks Doing secret Santa at work, I got my boss as the person I have to get a gift for, what can I get her? $25 limit My answer Exchange the $25 (I'm guessing US) into its equiva...
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What actually happens to hair post-cut?
12 Dec 2021
Kristi asks I've hit that level of long hair that I am ready to chop it all the way off. Suggestions for a new do? It's the best time to do it, because it's beanie cap weather, and if I ...
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Waterboard Robert Kiyosaki into Tony Stark
11 Dec 2021
Soren asks What are some ways I can make money quick? Hard mode: nothing relating to pr*stituti*n OOC: I do petsitting on the side for extra cash, but have been in need of a bit mo...
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How to infect a Covid virus with Human
11 Dec 2021
Brie asks Just tested positive for COVID yesterday What do My answer Take a leaf out of the Old Testament and take an eye for an eye. That little fucker thinks it can infect you? Infe...
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Some bee species are choosier than others
10 Dec 2021
Nolan asks I want my ass eaten but I'm single, what do? My answer Are you particularly fussy re the species performing the eating? If not, you could locate a particularly ravenous be...
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Satanic autofellating: the rational choice
10 Dec 2021
Nolan asks I want my ass eaten but I'm single, what do? My answer Wasn't there that urban legend that Marilyn Manson had a rib removal operation specifically to allow him to suck his o...
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Become the finest flirter in the galaxy
8 Dec 2021
RW asks I posted about this before but the situation is getting worse. Im a 41yo married mom of two and there’s a guy probably young enoughto be my son who works at Trader Joe’s and ob...
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Cure 1,865,500 haemorrhoids per second
6 Dec 2021
Iain asks How to get rid of a haemorrhoid? My answer The current record holder for the fastest ever artificial object (excluding individual subatomic particles inside the Large Hadron ...
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