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2 Jul 2022
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Outsell door-to-door salesmen with infinite electropelvic miracles
Image source: https://www.bbc.com/news/av/stories-44330578 Angel asks I just bought a home and for the week I’ve lived here I’ve had several DOZEN people ringing my doorbell nonstop trying to sell me crap. They know my name ...
2 Jul 2022
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Frostbite solves a surprising number of posture issues
Catherine asks Can’t find a bra. What should I use instead? Don’t say go braless; that’s great advice. My answer The whole point of bras is to counteract long-term sagging, isn't it? At least one of the goals? (Yes, loads of ...
26 Jun 2022
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Sarcastically fast oral
Colleen asks My pulse is 170 and my heart won't stop having palpitations. My residents keep asking me why I'm out of breath. What do I tell them? No OCC: I get episodes like this and know when I need to go to the ER (which is not ...
16 Jun 2022
Whimsy
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My motorbike jacket has been amazing and phenomenal and served me beautifully, but the rigours of a decade-plus of motorbiking have made it quite spectacularly scruffy. Bits of it are literally falling apart. Time for a new one. I ...
11 Jun 2022
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Cancey-Wancey
Image source: youtu.be/X40CQIh6q5Y Melissa asks My friends mom died from cancer. How do I comfort her? My answer Send to her address a colossal bunch of flowers and a foot-high condolence card ... to the cancer. In the card, write ...
11 Jun 2022
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The sublime wisdom of elongating your womb into adjacent postcodes
Christina asks I need y’all’s best “worst” advice ever. Currently 8 months pregnant, about to hit that 9 month marker. I’m able to fall asleep with no problem, but staying asleep is a issue. I go to sleep, I hear something or ...
9 Jun 2022
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Only a few thousand twitchy-schnozzed corpses
Kylee asks A squirrel died in my yard. After a few rainy days it has melted. What do My answer What's the problem, exactly? That sounds ideal. Could I employ your yard and your rain for my own squirrel cadaver disposal needs? Could ...
9 Jun 2022
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A nifty guide to shirking concussion screenings: Rand, Mengele, ...
Hanna asks I won a full scholarship to a summer program that would give me networking opportunities like nothing else. I was in a car accident in April and got a concussion, but I've fully recovered and have been discharged from ...
8 Jun 2022
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A funky-wunky chrome strapon Stalingrad
Natasha asks Had my appendix removed yesterday, and now in recovery, in an extreme amount of pain even on opioids. Now stuck on a ward with lots of noisy people coughing, snoring, watching TV, and I am SO DAMN TIRED and need to ...
31 May 2022
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The overwhelming FUNK
Tara asks My son won’t shower. How do I deal with the overwhelming funk coming off of him. My answer What's the problem? That sounds amazing. If the likes of Shaft and Luther Vandross have taught us nothing else, it's that one-man ...
31 May 2022
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Yoga inversion pose motives UNMASKED
Claire asks i got my period and i don’t have pads. what do i use to avoid leaking? My answer Why not spend the entirety of shark week doing handstands and walking upside-down? You can't leak if you're vertical. Original: ...
31 May 2022
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Nauseatingly wholesome nipple clamps
Kirstyn asks What should I get my bf for his 30th birthday? My answer There is a planet called TOI-2109b. It orbits so close to its star that its year is 16 hours long. Your boyfriend wasn't raised there, was he? Is he 480 hours ...
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