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Get off my lawn ya damn punks
11 May 2022
Rhett asks So, I've had it. My lawn is growing WAY too fast. It grows in a day. What some things to do that'll slow it down while also keeping the neighbors "happy"? My answer C...
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The cultivation of sexy space babes
9 May 2022
Image source: https://www.procon.org/headlines/space-colonizatio... Selena asks During s3xy talk I've accidentally called my bf's peepee smol. Now he's off3nded.What do to repair da...
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I am one in Him, and He is one in Me, wink wink
9 May 2022
Joshua asks How can I masturbate without god watching me or judging me? My answer Maybe God is feeling lonely and irritable and just wants to be loved? Who wouldn't? Hell, when I g...
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The trembly tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise
9 May 2022
Maeve asks i was wrong. i’ve gone up two cup sizes. what do now Original question My answer Could you not walk everywhere upside down, doing handstands? Then your boobs would begin...
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How to score unlimited free coffee
8 May 2022
Yesterday I was passing through an airport cafe in Adelaide and ordered an espresso. The barista apologised and told me the machine was broken. I stared at the oodles of unground coffee b...
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Germinating chocolate bunnies from chocolate milk
7 May 2022
Melissa asks My 3 year old daughter put a chocolate peanut butter cup in a bowl, watered it with chocolate milk, and confidently told me it would grow into a chocolate bunny by morning. ...
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How To Irritate People, Part Deux
8 Apr 2022
Dorian asks My grandma just yelled at me for chewing with my mouth open (I wasn't) while eating onion rings, because it was "so loud". What are some other things I can do to annoy her? ...
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Your baby has a terrible THIRST
30 Mar 2022
Image source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:US_Navy... Elissa asks Want wine. 7 months pregnant. My answer We've all been there! Here's what I do. Gatecrash your local chu...
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Iron Woman Anti-Bra Suit
28 Mar 2022
Image-searching for "Iron Woman" admittedly produces plenty of excellent Iron Woman images, but "Adepta Sororitas" outdoes even them. Image source: https://www.wargamer.com/warhammer-40k...
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Moochers mooching food off moi: SOLVED
28 Mar 2022
GLUTTONS 😱 Image source: https://www.sickchirpse.com/international-kiss-a-g... Faith asks My husband said we should share an order of french fries and when they arrived he turned into ...
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The doggy equivalent of a Human Centipede
28 Mar 2022
Image source: https://www.reddit.com/r/thanksihateit/comments/iy... Monica asks I was driving my friend home and we found this guy lost with no ID or clothes. Drove him to my house cau...
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Ladies of cultivation and distinguished refinement
19 Mar 2022
Image source: https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaConspiracy/comments/... Cory asks So this is the second time now my kids’ bio-dad’s wife has come to pick my kids up for visitation weekend a...
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