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8 Oct 2022
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On cosmic ubermenschen, puny humans, Mozambique cadmium, blasphemous softcocks, and overly-nosy ...
Image source: YouTube Amanda asks The therapist I wanted to start seeing said she is not equipped to help me. What do? My answer Oh god. Not you too! This bullshit happens to me constantly. I'm on first-name terms with ...
8 Oct 2022
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On sax/bass She-Woman magnificence, Chewbacca's mum, Yoko Ono, and postgraduate Vagina Studies: ...
Jenna asks Best way to have a smooth coochie and asshole? Shaving be so annoying My answer You kidding me? This is easy peasy, bro. Who was it said that "comparison is the thief of joy"? Man. What a dingbat! We do this ...
7 Oct 2022
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On provoking savage packs of lovely dreamy drill-instructor-sergeant-poofs: today's TERRIBLE advice
Brandi asks Tell me your terrible ways to solve constipation My answer Easy. Sign up to the United States Marine Corps. Locate a savage pack of lovely dreamy drill-instructor-sergeant-poofs. You know the type. The ones who ...
7 Oct 2022
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How to become an ungrateful friggin' money spigot
Morgan asks I’m in over my head in debt. How do I fix it? My answer Smash every currency press in the world. Then flood the world with your own counterfeit currency and nothing else. You should totally call it MorganMoola. We could ...
7 Oct 2022
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Flirt your way past Doctor's Orders by exhorting vasectomy bulk discounts and autopsying all ...
Image source: https://www.instagram.com/p/DQkKC8fjFkW/ "Espresso-Rubbed Steak with Coffee Butter β˜•πŸ§ˆπŸ”₯", or so the page claims. Good lord. I'd had no idea espresso steak was ever a thing but of course it is. Joshua asks I have a ...
7 Oct 2022
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On your cherished pet bunnies judging you a stinkin' softcock, and on thwarting their hideous ...
Lauren asks My rabbits insist that they're starving to death. They were fed twenty minutes ago but they're already back at their bowl begging. What do? Hard mode: no rabbit stew, no animal f-ing. My answer Dear oh dear. You ...
6 Oct 2022
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On jettisoning surplus estrogen at heinous velocities, Tiberium/testosterone hybrids, and The ...
Cory asks For context, I'm a trans man that works at the only certified daycare in the town I live in. Yesterday, a parent complained to my boss about me working around their son. Apparently, when you have a hysterectomy or start ...
6 Oct 2022
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On rejuvenating shite grub into exquisite ambrosia by guzzling pints of 800C+ molten salt: ...
Image source: https://www.linseis.com/en/wiki/molten-salts-heat-... Joshua asks Hey guys, it’s me again. I’m still high. I put too much salt in my popcorn, how to separate salt from the popcorn so it’s not too ...
3 Oct 2022
Whimsy
Make tuis fly across 15 monitors
Who'd like to chain together 10-15 monitors in a row and display some kind of gorgeous native-bush wilderness panorama splashed across the lot, with birds and other wildlife critters swooping and scurrying from one to another to ...
23 Sep 2022
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On bombarding all sires of secret love-children with: Covid, the Duke of York, SARS, the Mayor ...
Mia asks My dad lives alone in Thailand and has been very ill with Covid. He’s now not replying to us and his phone seems to be off. We are super worried. We reached out to his ex to ask her to do a welfare check but aren’t ...
13 Jul 2022
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Might he forever plague us?
Martine asks The UK government needs to choose a new party leader (Prime Minister), what process should they use to whittle the 11 potential candidates down to 1? My answer How about a Boris Johnson impersonation ...
13 Jul 2022
Whimsy
On the steamy union of motorbiking and moonwalking
In the last four years, I've been pulled over by cops whilst motorbiking, not once but twice, for dancing. Dancing. I'd genuinely thought I'd only been slightly rocking out, but both cops informed me I was swerving everywhere. The ...
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