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Tonight will break all humping records
18 Mar 2022
Amy-Beth asks Been with my boyfriend for 7 years, on and off. Had big enough breaks for me to have had another boyfriend. That boyfriend was really into seggs. We had seggs A LOT and it ...
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Writing less crap horror movies
14 Mar 2022
Chris asks I WANT A TRUE HORROR MOVIE WHERE ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE INTELLIGENT AND DO ALL THE RIGHT THINGS AND TAKE ALL THE PROPER PRECAUTIONS BUT STILL WIND UP GETTING KILLED BY THE ANT...
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Most folk aren't nerds!
12 Mar 2022
I've found that around 99% of the general population regard the nitty-gritty details of my web development day job to be witchcraft, and sorcery, and hideous soothsaying. It puts them off...
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Subsume the wills and skills of seven concentric humans for Scandal and Smut
12 Mar 2022
How many strippers perished for this lady's textiliar pleasures?Fredi asks This AM one of my Facebook friends posted about how she is worried about her husband (who cheated on her severa...
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Ten thousand thunder-thighs
5 Mar 2022
Kate asks I'm in a long distance relationship with a guy I used to live with. I now see him maybe once a month sometimes more, sometime less. We don't really talk much during the work da...
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Strength and Wisdom through Rage Cake
4 Mar 2022
Ashley asks I am a store manager and employee appreciation day is coming up I'm ordering my crew a cake what should I have them write on it? My answer How about: "Each Of You Is A Ne...
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Show every therapist who's boss
2 Mar 2022
Evie asks Help! I'm starting therapy today for the first time today on my own terms (so not being forced) and I'm terrified. How do I make a good impression and make the most out of thes...
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Concentric tongue condoms
2 Mar 2022
Zoë asks customer told me he wanted to stick his tongue up my butthole what do? My answer Get in before him. First, stick your own tongue so far up his own asshole that you slurp your...
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You'll have the flashest vulva in Christendom
2 Mar 2022
Chayse asks I’m pregnant, and I am massively uncomfortable with people touching my belly. What’s the best way to keep people from touching my protruding uterus? My answer First, locate...
Professionaller Than Thou
28 Feb 2022
Maeve asks i have a staff meeting today. what’s a very appropriate and professional outfit i can wear? don’t say “nothing”. be creative My answer Why not become an expert illusionist/...
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IT'S A TRAP
26 Feb 2022
Alice asks My deadbeat dad blocked me, what should I do to retaliate? My answer Simple. Create nineteen million fake dating-app profiles and gaslight him with unbelievable thoroughness...
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Human cannonballs versus Irish divorce referendums
21 Feb 2022
Brittany asks My Nana passed away on Valentine's Day, my parents may be getting a divorce and my girlfriend is in a slump and I feel helpless because I can't make her feel better. I'm de...
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