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2 Jul 2022
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Frostbite solves a surprising number of posture issues
Catherine asks Can’t find a bra. What should I use instead? Don’t say go braless; that’s great advice. My answer The whole point of bras is to counteract long-term sagging, isn't it? At least one of the goals? (Yes, loads of ...
26 Jun 2022
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Sarcastically fast oral
Colleen asks My pulse is 170 and my heart won't stop having palpitations. My residents keep asking me why I'm out of breath. What do I tell them? No OCC: I get episodes like this and know when I need to go to the ER (which is not ...
16 Jun 2022
Whimsy
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My motorbike jacket has been amazing and phenomenal and served me beautifully, but the rigours of a decade-plus of motorbiking have made it quite spectacularly scruffy. Bits of it are literally falling apart. Time for a new one. I ...
11 Jun 2022
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Cancey-Wancey
Image source: youtu.be/X40CQIh6q5Y Melissa asks My friends mom died from cancer. How do I comfort her? My answer Send to her address a colossal bunch of flowers and a foot-high condolence card ... to the cancer. In the card, write ...
11 Jun 2022
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The sublime wisdom of elongating your womb into adjacent postcodes
Christina asks I need y’all’s best “worst” advice ever. Currently 8 months pregnant, about to hit that 9 month marker. I’m able to fall asleep with no problem, but staying asleep is a issue. I go to sleep, I hear something or ...
9 Jun 2022
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Only a few thousand twitchy-schnozzed corpses
Kylee asks A squirrel died in my yard. After a few rainy days it has melted. What do My answer What's the problem, exactly? That sounds ideal. Could I employ your yard and your rain for my own squirrel cadaver disposal needs? Could ...
9 Jun 2022
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Cross-breeding Mike Tyson with Ron Jeremy, monetising concussions, and flaying Ayn Rand fans: ...
phwoar Hanna asks I won a full scholarship to a summer program that would give me networking opportunities like nothing else. I was in a car accident in April and got a concussion, but I've fully recovered and have been discharged ...
8 Jun 2022
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On cheering up the Battle of Stalingrad with funky-wunky cunnilingus contests: today's TERRIBLE ...
Natasha asks Had my appendix removed yesterday, and now in recovery, in an extreme amount of pain even on opioids. Now stuck on a ward with lots of noisy peoplecoughing, snoring, watching TV, and I am SO DAMN TIRED and need to ...
31 May 2022
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At what price become a radiant goshdarn supernova of bourgeois muthaflippin' funktacularity? ...
Tara asks My son won’t shower. How do I deal with the overwhelming funk coming off of him. My answer What's the problem, you friggin' killjoy? Come on. Overwhelming funk? That sounds phenomenal. Are you really telling me you ...
31 May 2022
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Yoga inversion poses, Baileys by the keg, crushing unobservant supercarriers, and a gazillion ...
Claire asks i got my period and i don’t have pads. what do i use to avoid leaking? My answer Here's a few ideas: Why not turn that frown upside-down? Why not spend the entirety of Shark Week performing handstands and walking ...
31 May 2022
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Nauseatingly wholesome nipple clamps for supreme Baileys lactation: today's TERRIBLE advice
Kirstyn asks What should I get my bf for his 30th birthday? My answer There is a planet called TOI-2109b. It orbits so close to its star that its year is 16 hours long. Your boyfriend wasn't raised there, was he? I bet he was. He ...
31 May 2022
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Be more racist to your sausages: today's TERRIBLE advice
Image source: https://www.dreamstime.com/hunger-diet-hungry-woma... Fredi asks HELP!!! Neither of my refrigerators are running. How should I fix this issue?!? My answer Why not scream incoherently at your food for hours and hours ...
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