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Did the SMASH in HULK SMASH mean sex all along?
8 Nov 2021
Moodyi asks ways to hint her that you want to smash My answer Smash? Waaaitasec, when the Incredible Hulk had roared HULK SMASH about twenty thousand times over the last several decad...
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Eat the doctors
8 Nov 2021
Sara asks Need tips for GAINING weight. Lost a bunch of weight and can’t stop losing it. Doctors are very concerned. So what do? My answer Eat the doctors. Source: https://www.faceboo...
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One-way Satan suit Ghostbuster fodder
8 Nov 2021
Katey asks Trying to think of a Halloween costume for my son. He's fifteen months old. Main issue is that my mother-in-law thinks so many things are evil because she's a very devout sout...
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Three kids in a trenchcoat from a parallel universe
8 Nov 2021
Njegoš asks Cousin and his wife keep calling me to come over and stay for a few days, but they have 3 spoiled children and I don't wanna deal with that crap again. I've ran out of excuse...
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A super-huge giant 3 year old
8 Nov 2021
Tori asks My 3 year old has a big personality and somehow got a guy to give her $10 trick or treating tonight (yes a day early Bc out city is in the Bible Belt). What shall I buy myself ...
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Ten thousand packets of anti-moisture granules: tampon perfection
8 Nov 2021
Karra asks My . decided to come a week early. What's a good substitute for tampons? My answer Ten thousand packets of those anti-moisture granule things you get in capsule bottles. Sho...
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Extreme-right politics gets me really HOT
8 Nov 2021
Susanna asks What kind of favors can I use men on tinder for? I was thinking of picking one up tomorrow to help me assemble an ikea furniture that I can't put together by myself. What el...
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Shoot off your balls a thousand times for science
8 Nov 2021
Eli asks What should I think that happened? ETA - people, I know about IVF. I am looking for bad, funny explanations. My answer There was an American Civil War urban legend about a sp...
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Charge oil barons through the nose as a drill bit
8 Nov 2021
Samantha asks What do now? My answer That SUV becomes that obliterated after hitting you, and all you receive in return is an ouched leg? That's ... amazing, man. Why not monetise your...
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A magnificent golden chariot pulled by 100M 'roided mice
8 Nov 2021
India asks How do I stop mice from stealing my meds? I've tried keeping it in a mouse proof container but then I just lose the container. Also taking advice for finding the mouse proof c...
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Choking tornadoes with millions of malnourished dieters
8 Nov 2021
Shanna asks *edit* First batch is here. No more ‘lectricity… Bad weather coming tonight. Possible tornadoes. What do to prepare?! Not Ooc. I do know how to prepare for weather I jus...
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Humongous sex drive
8 Nov 2021
Sydney asks how to avoid getting pregnant? My answer Are you male or female? Normally I wouldn't ask, but boy, you should meet my girlfriend. If there's any woman with such a humongous...
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