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Vanquish yawns with helpful bomb threats
25 Nov 2021
Duncan asks I'm bored af at work but I'm stuck here for another 9 hours. What do? My answer My standard anti-boredom go-to is to phone your workplace with a helpful bomb threat. Don'...
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It's lamps all the way down
24 Nov 2021
Kaoru asks Someone posted this picture in a decor group. What should she fill the lamp with? My answer Other, smaller lamps. Laser pens. Christmas tree lights. Source: https://www.fa...
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Throw yourself upon an anti-breasts grenade to save the squad
24 Nov 2021
Patricia asks Hola! Getting my boobies chopped on Thursday and haven't mentioned it to most people. What should I tell them happened? (EDIT: what do?) My answer Tell them you valiantly...
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Punish mumblers with instant cunnilingus
24 Nov 2021
Amanda asks I hate asking people to repeat themselves. What should I do instead when I mishear someone? My answer Misinterpret every misheard sentence as desperate and emphatic ple...
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Wholesome-er parenting: pistol-whip infants at dawn
24 Nov 2021
Inka asks Ok guys, having my first child on Friday. Never even held a baby since my cousin was born in 1997. Best ways to keep baby alive? My answer Challenge it to regular duels. Pis...
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Nuke every faultline monthly: show Mother Nature who's boss
24 Nov 2021
Sarah asks Just had a 5.3 earthquake and I live in the Shaky Isles of NZ on the Pacific rim of fire. What do My answer This one! https://www.geonet.org.nz/earthquake/2021p767783 I'm in...
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How to make Hilter even more feminine
24 Nov 2021
Yasmin asks My 1 year old rudely ripped off my birth control patch while I napped How do I make him understand I don’t want anymore little hims My answer Play the long game. Buy anot...
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A dram o' Toilet Duck, an M16, a chia enema: Viet Cong's worst nightmare
24 Nov 2021
Jemma asks I'm in hospital, my room is private but I share a bathroom with the room next door and there's no locks. What should I do if the other patient enters the bathroom while I'm ta...
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Things worked out well for Twiggy, yeah?
24 Nov 2021
Phoenix asks I have a flat butt. What do? My answer Is that really a problem? Things worked out pretty well for Twiggy. Source: https://www.facebook.com/groups/393804108644865/po...
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One breast lactates bleach, the other breast whiskey
24 Nov 2021
Taylor asks My daughter is 2.5 and I could not possibly be more done with breastfeeding. How do I remove her from the tiddy? ETA: I'm asking for bad advice, not bad judgment lmfaooo My...
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Steamy dalliances via concentric skin ponchos
24 Nov 2021
Tia asks How do I get someone to leave their wife and be with me instead? My answer Adjust your diet and exercise regimen to match the wife's physique as closely as possible, then hire...
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Swastika strapons
24 Nov 2021
Carlos asks Just found out my work colleague might be a neo nazi, what do I do?! My answer Cosplay as Hitler, don a swastika strapon, and tell him he's been a very naughty boy. Source...
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