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Turns out Permanent Press is for cats
24 Nov 2021
Tia asks This might be a dumb question but how do I clean my cat? My answer If by cat you mean the animal, I've had fantastic results with that Permanent Press mystery button we've all...
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How to encourage armadillo/shark foetuses to battle each other
24 Nov 2021
Natasha asks Can't use hormonal birth control because of anti-epileptic medication. Can't get the copper IUD because allergy. Please advise best bad advice for alternate birth control me...
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Unearned pro-breasts crusader praise
24 Nov 2021
Brooklyn asks I was just publicly shamed for breastfeeding at an outdoor fall festival whilst entirely covered. What do?! My answer Simple. What you do is, first, sneak into their ow...
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How to safely menstruate crude oil
24 Nov 2021
Alicia asks Ok my dudes, one of my pet peeves is when a “woman’s restroom” has no trashcan within reach of the toilet. How should I dispose of used feminine products in a hygienic mann...
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A goddess of this magnificence melts before me? I must be phenomenal!
24 Nov 2021
Kohli asks I have been with my boyfriend for 2yrs. Before I met him, I hooked up with his brother but I didn't know that was his brother until I met his family a while after. I spoke to ...
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Kowtow to the PC-gone-mad crowd: wank off Genghis Khan 100k times
24 Nov 2021
Leah asks Asked boyfriend to buy cream of tartar for baking, comes home with tartar sauce for fish, what do My answer Tell him: "You moron! I didn't mean tartar sauce, I meant cream of...
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ADHD gods and neurotypical untermenschen scum
24 Nov 2021
(Most other images I'd faffed around with involved seriously downer topics like Andrew Wakefield's dismal shenanigans, so here's an image of Asterix and Obelix and Dogmatix instead.) Bec...
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Teenagers taking over the world
24 Nov 2021
Michelle Steele asks "What are the problems with ruling the world? Who would want the job?" Trying to get a bunch of humans from different cultures with a bunch of competing beliefs, al...
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On posers
24 Nov 2021
Some schmuck asks Which Joker did you enjoy more, Joaquin Phoenix or Jared Leto? Faisal Aswar answers I'm no fan of Leto's Joker. For me it’s even about the image already at first place....
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How not to build a button
24 Nov 2021
Some schmuck asks A new software developer spent four days to make a simple HTML button and CSS, should I fire him? Md Abu Taher answers Did he create a button like this? Just one line...
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Sam and Rosie dancing give Eru Ilúvatar leprosy of the perineum
24 Nov 2021
Tyler asks Why didn't Sam ask Rosie for a dance? Funny answers only! My answer It's obvious, isn't it? Sam and Rosie had already got together, married and divorced. Six times in a row....
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How to synchronise all rabbit births
18 Nov 2021
Michelle asks How to induce labor? No OOC plz My answer Do what I do. Hang out around rabbit warrens and assume leadership of their orgies. Rabbits have a gestation period of only six ...
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