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Grindr divorces and humptacular eligibility
18 Nov 2021
Smith asks My sister's boyfriend's wife's husband has a secret Grindr account. How should I congratulate him? My answer If you've got a family tree that twisted and gnarled then they'r...
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The Homosexual Agenda versus the Vegetarian Agenda
10 Nov 2021
Soy milk ... ohhhdearlord. Oh what the hell. Story time! So okay. I have horrific and mutilatory childhood memories of attempting to use soy milk on cereal like regular milk. God, it w...
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Bob Semple would be the first to acknowledge the exquisiteness of his tank's crapness
10 Nov 2021
Many thanks to https://www.facebook.com/759933444372886/posts/the... Yes the photo on the right is the actual real tank. Unreal, isn't it? I love the Bob Semple tank. Not just becau...
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A human hand pillow for a Delightful Spider
8 Nov 2021
Rowan asks Found this under my pillow, what do I do? My answer I had no idea spiders like you needed pillows. But geez, if you're finding human hands that colossal under your pillow,...
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When to bait and set vaginal rat traps
8 Nov 2021
Monique asks So I am currently not on birth control (trying to get on the pill through Nurx) and recently started seeing my man. Both of us are clean and exclusive so no condoms are requ...
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Style your man's hair into an atrocious nocturnal half-bun
8 Nov 2021
Stephanie asks ***More wonderful style suggestion attempts in comments 10/1 πŸ˜‚ y'all are the best! *updated photos in Comments! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I'll do more tmrw if y'all would like! My husban...
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Molten zinc vagina cast handstand
8 Nov 2021
Image source: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3568029... Donna asks I CAN’T feel the strings from my copper IUD. What do I do? My answer Make a bronze cast of your vagina b...
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Copper IUD duelling banjos
8 Nov 2021
Donna asks I CAN’T feel the strings from my copper IUD. What do I do? My answer Shove a second IUD up there to keep the first company, but this time tether it using those ginormo...
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Crash 10,000 comets into Earth on your first work day
8 Nov 2021
Becky asks First day of my new job. I've hardly slept and extremely tired. How do I over come this? I don't like tea or coffee. My answer Managers are generally fairly good sports abo...
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Did the SMASH in HULK SMASH mean sex all along?
8 Nov 2021
Moodyi asks ways to hint her that you want to smash My answer Smash? Waaaitasec, when the Incredible Hulk had roared HULK SMASH about twenty thousand times over the last several decad...
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Eat the doctors
8 Nov 2021
Sara asks Need tips for GAINING weight. Lost a bunch of weight and can’t stop losing it. Doctors are very concerned. So what do? My answer Eat the doctors. Source: https://www.faceboo...
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One-way Satan suit Ghostbuster fodder
8 Nov 2021
Katey asks Trying to think of a Halloween costume for my son. He's fifteen months old. Main issue is that my mother-in-law thinks so many things are evil because she's a very devout sout...
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