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11 Dec 2021
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Today's TERRIBLE advice: how to infect a Covid virus with Human
Brie asks Just tested positive for COVID yesterday What do My answer Take a leaf out of the Old Testament and take an eye for an eye. That little fucker thinks it can infect you? Infect that Covid virus right back. Time to fight ...
10 Dec 2021
NSFW Shite Advice
Today's TERRIBLE advice: how some bee species are choosier than ...
Nolan asks I want my ass eaten but I'm single, what do? My answer Are you particularly fussy re the species performing the eating? If not, you could locate a particularly ravenous beehive, locate or plant a rosebush beside it, hide ...
10 Dec 2021
NSFW Shite Advice
Today's TERRIBLE advice: satanic autofellatio: the rational tipple ...
HE IS PLANET https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/ahmed-angels-modeli... Nolan asks I want my ass eaten but I'm single, what do? My answer Wasn't there that urban legend that Marilyn Manson had a rib removal operation specifically to ...
8 Dec 2021
NSFW Shite Advice
Today's TERRIBLE advice: on becoming the glorious-est flirter in the ...
RW asks I posted about this before but the situation is getting worse. Im a 41yo married mom of two and there’s a guy probably young enough to be my son who works at Trader Joe’s and obviously has a crush on me, he engages me ...
6 Dec 2021
Whimsy
A teensy bit bratty and hypocritical
Question Why does Gandalf say it would take four days to get through the mines of Moria when it took the fellowship roughly only a couple of hours to do it? Einar's answer The reason you think it was only two hours might ...
6 Dec 2021
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Today's TERRIBLE advice: how to cure 1,865,500 cases of haemorrhoids ...
Iain asks How to get rid of a haemorrhoid? My answer The current record holder for the fastest ever artificial object (excluding individual subatomic particles inside the Large Hadron Collider) is a womanhole cover travelling at ...
6 Dec 2021
NSFW Shite Advice
Today's TERRIBLE advice: on piloting your human around like a fleshy ...
Amanda asks I'm trapped, what do? lykyk My answer Tell your human mattress that how dare she wear such comfy hoodies. I recall encountering a scientific study the other day which discovered that when dog-humans die, the dogs ...
5 Dec 2021
NSFW Shite Advice
Today's TERRIBLE advice: on bapping the unfamiliar penises with a ...
Lexi asks My boyfriend just left for work and won’t be back for a few weeks. I’m super sad about it. I don’t enjoy being all alone in the house. Advice on how to feel better? 😅 My answer Why not do what I do? Hijack your nearest ...
25 Nov 2021
Shite Advice
Today's TERRIBLE advice: on the surprising advantages of infecting ...
Ian asks My dog is at the vet right now and might not be coming out. I'm at a brewery down the road on my second beer but it's not helping. What do to get rid of big sad? ETA: I'm waiting on a call from the vet. They're ...
25 Nov 2021
Shite Advice
Today's TERRIBLE advice: unsolicited dick pic ANTIDOTE: ...
Chelsea asks What do My answer Ass? Ha. Ask and ye shall receive, baby. Write a web script that hooks into Messenger's API and bombard the fellow with a randomly chosen Google Images search image of a donkey, every seven ...
25 Nov 2021
Shite Advice
Today's TERRIBLE advice: on speeding broken ankle healsies with ...
Tricia asks So my daughter snapped her ankle and has been in a cast for 6 weeks, she’s just been told she has another 6 weeks. What to do to entertain her? Ooc nothing sexual. She’s 14 My answer Astronomers have in recent ...
25 Nov 2021
NSFW Shite Advice
Today's TERRIBLE advice: a tactful guide to menstruating Twink
Grace asks I started my period at work and I’m wearing white pants 🥲 what should i do? My answer Do what I do. Start menstruating Twink or Tippex or corrective fluid or whatever the hell your bit of the world calls it, so that it ...
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