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Become the finest flirter in the galaxy
8 Dec 2021
RW asks I posted about this before but the situation is getting worse. Im a 41yo married mom of two and there’s a guy probably young enoughto be my son who works at Trader Joe’s and ob...
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A teensy bit bratty and hypocritical
6 Dec 2021
QuestionWhy does Gandalf say it would take four days to get through the mines of Moria when it took the fellowship roughly only a couple of hours to do it? Einar's answer The reas...
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Cure 1,865,500 haemorrhoids per second
6 Dec 2021
Iain asks How to get rid of a haemorrhoid? My answer The current record holder for the fastest ever artificial object (excluding individual subatomic particles inside the Large Hadron ...
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Pilot your human around like a fleshy mech
6 Dec 2021
Amanda asks I'm trapped, what do? lykyk My answer Tell your human mattress that how dare she wear such comfy hoodies. I recall encountering a scientific study the other day which disc...
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Bap the unfamiliar penises with a rolled-up newspaper
5 Dec 2021
Lexi asks My boyfriend just left for work and won’t be back for a few weeks. I’m super sad about it. I don’t enjoy being all alone in the house. Advice on how to feel better? My answer...
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Infect ten thousand dogs with Covid
25 Nov 2021
Ian asks My dog is at the vet right now and might not be coming out. I'm at a brewery down the road on my second beer but it's not helping. What do to get rid of big sad? ETA: I'm waiti...
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Vomit a donkey every seven milliseconds
25 Nov 2021
Chelsea asks What do My answer Write a web script that hooks into Messenger's API and bombard the fellow with a randomly chosen Google Images search image of a donkey, every seven mill...
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Speed broken ankle healsies with molten iron
25 Nov 2021
Tricia asks So my daughter snapped her ankle and has been in a cast for 6 weeks, she’s just been told she has another 6 weeks. What to do to entertain her? Ooc nothing sexual. She’s 14 ...
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A tactful guide to menstruating Twink
25 Nov 2021
Grace asks I started my period at work and I’m wearing white pants what should i do? My answer Start menstruating Twink or Tippex or corrective fluid or whatever your part of the worl...
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Why it's the height of sound wisdom to amputate every leg in the universe
25 Nov 2021
Jefferson asks I feel insecure about my height(I'm 5'6) and it's slowly eating at me, I can't focus on any other thing apart from the fact I'm short. I'm 19 and hope I can still grow at ...
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Show your breasts who's boss
25 Nov 2021
Colleen asks I work as a CNA during the grave shift (6PM- 6AM). There are only four of us who work the shift (just one person working at a time): New girl #1: constantly pulls "no calls...
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Narcissistic Russian three-piece birthday suits
25 Nov 2021
Lei asks My boyfriend has been acting weird lately and I feel like he doesn’t want to be around me anymore what do to keep him — please no OOC, I’m having a really bad BPD (borderline...
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