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No fridge is safe from this renegade
14 Dec 2021
Nicola asks Landlord keeps choosing our flat to show potential new tenants round (it's one flat of multiple identical ones within same block). How do we get them to start showing one of ...
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Could be worse. Could be the Heil Hitler Hash House.
14 Dec 2021
Susan asks I'm plotting a romance novel and I'm trying to think of something disastrous happening between my two leads. I've already had a bratty ex accosted them. What do? My answer H...
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Naming clubs is a universe of poison Ivy
14 Dec 2021
Embarrassing name clash sidestepped: on Sunday morning, the Wellington Marathon Clinic had its AGM, and among other decisions, we decided to rename ourselves to the "Wellington Runners an...
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Code-Fi is almost sarcastically funky
13 Dec 2021
Holy crap. See, I like coding. I like getting in the mood for coding. I like getting a good vibe going. 99% of the time, re vibes on general principles, I and anyone I know put on some de...
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Temporal boozy cuteness
13 Dec 2021
Kaylah asks Tldr: I agreed to drive super far to meet with a tinder match and I don't feel like going anymore, so how should I cancel on him? So I agreed to hang out with a tinder match...
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Never rains but it pours. With dough re mi
12 Dec 2021
Alexis asks Doing secret Santa at work, I got my boss as the person I have to get a gift for, what can I get her? $25 limit My answer Exchange the $25 (I'm guessing US) into its equiva...
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What actually happens to hair post-cut?
12 Dec 2021
Kristi asks I've hit that level of long hair that I am ready to chop it all the way off. Suggestions for a new do? It's the best time to do it, because it's beanie cap weather, and if I ...
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Come on, they're just body parts
11 Dec 2021
Today I encountered this post: https://www.quora.com/Why-does-Selena-Gomez-go-wit... For a few minutes I contemplated the difference between men and boys (i.e. both love boobs but only b...
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Waterboard Robert Kiyosaki into Tony Stark
11 Dec 2021
Soren asks What are some ways I can make money quick? Hard mode: nothing relating to pr*stituti*n OOC: I do petsitting on the side for extra cash, but have been in need of a bit mo...
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How to infect a Covid virus with Human
11 Dec 2021
Brie asks Just tested positive for COVID yesterday What do My answer Take a leaf out of the Old Testament and take an eye for an eye. That little fucker thinks it can infect you? Infe...
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Some bee species are choosier than others
10 Dec 2021
Nolan asks I want my ass eaten but I'm single, what do? My answer Are you particularly fussy re the species performing the eating? If not, you could locate a particularly ravenous be...
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Satanic autofellating: the rational choice
10 Dec 2021
Nolan asks I want my ass eaten but I'm single, what do? My answer Wasn't there that urban legend that Marilyn Manson had a rib removal operation specifically to allow him to suck his o...
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