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Three hundred Zimbabwean dollars
8 Nov 2021
Darleen asks I want a puppy. She wants 300$ for this puppy which is a mixed breed. I can afford to vet a puppy and feed a puppy but do not have 300$ cash on hand right now. How do ...
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A horrible maternal Captain Planet
8 Nov 2021
Njegoš asks Cousin and his wife keep calling me to come over and stay for a few days, but they have 3 spoiled children and I don't wanna deal with that crap again. I've ran out of excuse...
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Menstruation is groß as in great
8 Nov 2021
Tricia asks My male friend says periods are gross. How should i convince him that they aren't? My answer Are you certain he didn't say "groß"? For those who don't know, that's the Germ...
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A particularly irresistible baby brother
8 Nov 2021
Ashley asks My toddler told me last year I had a baby sister in my belly. She also told her teacher she (the teacher) had a baby in her belly. Turns out, both allegations were correct....
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How to feel Joy
8 Nov 2021
Lydia asks My depression has been extra spicy lately. What can I do to feel any joy?! My answer Feel Joy? My traditional go-to, and this may work for you as well, has been to fon...
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A payday-loan Ferrari from Sir Scarface
8 Nov 2021
Andrew asks My girlfriend told me not to buy her a Christmas gift so as a fun little loophole in her wording I bought a mini claw machine that I’m going to fill with gifts I could have g...
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The worst porno in the world
8 Nov 2021
Noah asks I want to make a p0rn. What should the title and theme be? My answer Don't just film people shagging. Any old chump can do that. That's old hat. Boring cliché. Do the opposit...
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A gentleman-rack like Dolly Parton's
8 Nov 2021
Tim asks I want to dip my cookies but I have no milk, what should I dip my cookies in? My answer I read somewhere it's theoretically possible for men to lactate, it was years ago but I...
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Chicken PMS
8 Nov 2021
Tóta asks I was complaining about my shitty period in the complaining group and someone got offended for talking about such private matters on an open forum, and they also feel sorry for...
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