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24 Nov 2021
Whimsy
Why it's surprisingly difficult to build a really REALLY shit HTML button
Some schmuck asks A new software developer spent four days to make a simple HTML button and CSS, should I fire him? Md Abu Taher answers Did he create a button like this? Just one line of code and a plain looking ...
24 Nov 2021
Whimsy
Sam and Rosie dancing give Eru Ilúvatar leprosy of the perineum: today’s TERRIBLE advice
Tyler asks Why didn't Sam ask Rosie for a dance? Funny answers only! My answer Ever read The Nature of Middle-earth? If you'd never heard of it, it's a book I encountered when trawling Hobbiton's gift shop. Turns out ...
18 Nov 2021
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How synchronising all rabbit births makes Stalin's Great Terror nose-twitchingly snuggly: ...
Michelle asks How to induce labor? No OOC plz My answer Why not do what I do? Hang out around rabbit warrens and assume leadership of their orgies. Turns out rabbits are surprisingly suggestible on orgy policy. Rabbits have a ...
18 Nov 2021
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On Grindr divorces, persecuted poofs, domestic friggin' normies, and exquisite fine dining: ...
Smith asks My sister's boyfriend's wife's husband has a secret Grindr account. How should I congratulate him? My answer If you've got a family tree that twisted and gnarled then they're probably dicks. Here's what you do. ...
10 Nov 2021
Whimsy
Soy milk: my childhood enlightenment on Gay vs Homosexual vs Vegetarian vs Santa Claus vs ...
gaaaaay Soy milk ... ohhhdearlord. Oh what the hell. Story time! Okay. I have horrific and mutilatory childhood memories of attempting to use soy milk on cereal as if it were regular ol' moo-cow milk. Good GOD it was horrible. ...
10 Nov 2021
Whimsy
I love the Bob Semple tank.
Many thanks to https://www.facebook.com/759933444372886/posts/the... Yes the photo on the right is the actual real tank. Unreal, isn't it? Not merely because it’s so exquisitely crap, but because its inventor, Bob Semple, would be ...
8 Nov 2021
Shite Advice
A human hand pillow for a Delightful Spider: today's TERRIBLE advice
Rowan asks Found this under my pillow, what do I do? My answer I had no idea spiders like you even needed pillows. But geez, if human hands that colossal are able to sneak their way under your pillow without you even noticing, it ...
8 Nov 2021
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On appropriate occasions to bait and set monstrous vaginal rat traps: today's TERRIBLE advice
Monique asks So I am currently not on birth control (trying to get on the pill through Nurx) and recently started seeing my man. Both of us are clean and exclusive so no condoms are required, but I’m not on the pill yet… What ...
8 Nov 2021
Shite Advice
On styling ALL your man's hair zones into atrocious nocturnal half-buns: today's TERRIBLE advice
Stephanie asks ***More wonderful style suggestion attempts in comments 10/1 😂 y'all are the best! *updated photos in Comments! 😂😂 I'll do more tmrw if y'all would like! My husband told me today my hair in a half bun is ...
8 Nov 2021
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On molten brass vagina cast handstands: today's TERRIBLE advice
Image source: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3568029... Donna asks I CAN’T feel the strings from my copper IUD. What do I do? My answer Make a bronze cast of your vagina by doing a handstand and asking a friend to pour ...
8 Nov 2021
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On copper IUD duelling banjos: today's TERRIBLE advice
Donna asks I CAN’T feel the strings from my copper IUD. What do I do? My answer Shove a second IUD up there to keep the first company, but this time tether IUD #2 using one of those ginormous ocean liner anchor ...
8 Nov 2021
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The serene wisdom of crashing 1,000,007 comets into Earth on your first work day: today's ...
Becky asks First day of my new job. I've hardly slept and extremely tired. How do I over come this? I don't like tea or coffee. My answer Managers are generally fairly good sports about cutting first-dayers a bit of slack. Your ...
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