Published on: 08 Nov 01:09

Tim asks

I want to dip my cookies but I have no milk, what should I dip my cookies in?

My answer

I read somewhere it's theoretically possible for men to lactate, it was years ago but I don't want to risk puncturing this answer with inconvenient facts, so I'll assume it's 100% legit. The article claimed that men have to go through a vastly overpowered female version of lactation induction, i.e. nipple stimulation and plenty of it.

What you do is, you become nude, visit a dog obedience school with like twenty kegs of liquid super-concentrate dog treats, smear them on your nipples, inform the dogs that the goodest boye with the slobberiest tongue will receive the greatest volumes of treat super-concentrate, then lie back and let them get to work. Bring a novel or something, this may take a while.

In six months you'll have a rack like Dolly Parton. You may now produce all the cookie-dipping milk you please.

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