How to safely menstruate crude oil

Consent is sexy❀

Published on: 24 Nov 05:34

Alicia asks

Ok my dudes, one of my pet peeves is when a β€œwoman’s restroom” has no trashcan within reach of the toilet.

How should I dispose of used feminine products in a hygienic manner in these situations?

My answer

Genetically engineer yourself to menstruate crude oil so that you can then safely set fire to your feminine hygiene products once soaked.

On an unrelated note, are asbestos tampons a thing?

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