Published on: 24 Nov 06:36

Tia asks

This might be a dumb question but how do I clean my cat?

My answer

If by cat you mean the animal, I've had fantastic results with that Permanent Press mystery button we've all got on our washing machines and scratch our heads about for years and years. I gave it a go for the first time. Turns out it's for cats. Mine loved it. Or didn't complain, which as far as I'm concerned is the same thing. Silence is violence, etc., and my pets love a bit of horseplay.

If by cat you mean vagina, same again.

Also on a more serious note, I honestly give myself mild heart attacks after posting these dollops of bullshit: "oh crap this was actually for the Very Bad Advice group, right? RIGHT? I didn't post this on an actual serious group? **rechecks** Whew!"

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