i accepted another job offer, how should i quit my current job?
Place every single member of senior management into a list, random order. Fake and/or steal the identities of each of their spouses. Using the identity of Manager N's spouse, tell Manager N: "Sorry babe, but I've fallen in love with Manager N+1! I've sold our house, stolen their kids and my kids, and all of us are running away to Vegas. Only a REAL man and/or woman would dare pursue us and woo me back! Right? Right? Chase me! Chase me! Au revoir, sucker!"
Original: https://mikeyclarke.co.nz/blog/2022/1/the-seductio...