customer told me he wanted to stick his tongue up my butthole 🤦🏻♀️
what do?
Easy. Beat that prick at his own game. First, stick your own tongue so far up his own asshole that you slurp your tongue all the way through his torso, up his neck, and to the interior end of his own tongue, so that you end up wearing his tongue outside your tongue like a kind of tongue condom. Then tell him to go nuts. If he dares.
Original: https://mikeyclarke.co.nz/blog/2022/3/the-serene-w...