Published on: 04 Jan 22:36

Angel asks

My off$pring is a Tate supporter. What do?

My answer

Isn't he that dude who combines (1) screeching about the amazingness of his latest Bugatti Veyron/Chiron/Myrmidon/whatever, with (2) screeching about how all masculinity is war and dominance and kicking the shit out of your local social hierarchy and standing triumphant atop its shit-kicked rubble?

Why not combine both? Simply purchase every single Bugatti vehicle ever manufactured, which considering they've been going since 1909, is thousands minimum. Then physically locate Tate in his Romanian abode and drop every single one upon him from a tremendous height. Pile those fuckers upon the fucker in tremendous automotive mounds like you're both co-starring in Blues Brothers III.

If Tate is the true-blue Alpha Male he's spent years claiming he is, he should be able to shrug off the whole lot without blinking, no problem. In fact he should thirst for it. What finer way to establish his alpha-ness anew? For he is surely an alpha-male-of-his word, right? RIGHT?

That said, best keep any public mention of Blues Brothers III on the down-low. You wouldn't want to give Tate any Ideas.

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