Published on: 06 Jul 04:28

Melissa asks

P-Hub and all of its affiliated sites blocked everyone in my state from using it. What do?

My answer

Isn't it obvious? Change your state! Decide which of your neighbouring states has the gnarliest porno habits, then bombard its populace with an unrelenting media blitz insisting that your state has enacted six entire months of Spring Break mosh-pitting; or that your state's gigachurches are announcing their Wet-T-Shirt-Contest stadium pews, "Melons for Mightier Mass"; or just rustle a colossal herd of cattle and stampede them through your state capital. Whatever gets the neighbours horniest, and aching to invade, and lay claim to sweet sweet poontang in all its forms. Play your cards right and you could make millions migrate. Once an outright majority of your neighbours have set up shop like an even grubbier Woodstock, contact the by-now rather lonely state officials in your neighbouring capital and tell them they might as well pop over to your neck of the woods and govern their citizens from here, seeing as they're here already. And merge the two states. Your state has now vanished from state-IP blacklists and P-Hub is sidestepped. You might have to satisfy a few gazillion grumpy new-locals though. Why not procure Madonna's sterling services? Channel this in some way: https://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/301780-madon... Dress up as Hillary and drop all kinds of hints that Trump might apparate in their midst. She's a dynamic ol' campaigner, I bet she'd be keen as mustard.

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