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Can you commission RealDolls of real people?
11 May 2022
Cassidy asks I can see in the windows of an apartment in the building next door. It was empty for a while but three people just moved in. How should I welcome them? (hard mode: nothing s...
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Show those pesky insurance drones who's oral boss
11 May 2022
Ashley asks I was in a car accident and I'm very embarrassed and upset. What should I tell insurance I was on so they don't know I wrecked it completely sober? That would be humiliating....
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The cultivation of sexy space babes
9 May 2022
Image source: https://www.procon.org/headlines/space-colonizatio... Selena asks During s3xy talk I've accidentally called my bf's peepee smol. Now he's off3nded.What do to repair da...
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I am one in Him, and He is one in Me, wink wink
9 May 2022
Joshua asks How can I masturbate without god watching me or judging me? My answer Maybe God is feeling lonely and irritable and just wants to be loved? Who wouldn't? Hell, when I g...
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The trembly tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise
9 May 2022
Maeve asks i was wrong. i’ve gone up two cup sizes. what do now Original question My answer Could you not walk everywhere upside down, doing handstands? Then your boobs would begin...
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Iron Woman Anti-Bra Suit
28 Mar 2022
Image-searching for "Iron Woman" admittedly produces plenty of excellent Iron Woman images, but "Adepta Sororitas" outdoes even them. Image source: https://www.wargamer.com/warhammer-40k...
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Ladies of cultivation and distinguished refinement
19 Mar 2022
Image source: https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaConspiracy/comments/... Cory asks So this is the second time now my kids’ bio-dad’s wife has come to pick my kids up for visitation weekend a...
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Tonight will break all humping records
18 Mar 2022
Amy-Beth asks Been with my boyfriend for 7 years, on and off. Had big enough breaks for me to have had another boyfriend. That boyfriend was really into seggs. We had seggs A LOT and it ...
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Ten thousand thunder-thighs
5 Mar 2022
Kate asks I'm in a long distance relationship with a guy I used to live with. I now see him maybe once a month sometimes more, sometime less. We don't really talk much during the work da...
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Concentric tongue condoms
2 Mar 2022
Zoë asks customer told me he wanted to stick his tongue up my butthole what do? My answer Get in before him. First, stick your own tongue so far up his own asshole that you slurp your...
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IT'S A TRAP
26 Feb 2022
Alice asks My deadbeat dad blocked me, what should I do to retaliate? My answer Simple. Create nineteen million fake dating-app profiles and gaslight him with unbelievable thoroughness...
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Human cannonballs versus Irish divorce referendums
21 Feb 2022
Brittany asks My Nana passed away on Valentine's Day, my parents may be getting a divorce and my girlfriend is in a slump and I feel helpless because I can't make her feel better. I'm de...
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