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26 Dec 2022
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Execution by practice-T-Rex-dildo
Image source: https://twitter.com/xenowyvern/status/816336768047... Rosanna asks Been vomiting solid food for over a week and my doctors aren't helpful. My answer Wait, it's solid food you're vomiting? Are you not even chewing ...
15 Dec 2022
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Overenthusiastic Jewish cervix unions on a bed of rice
Molly-Beth asks my boyfriend broke up with me yesterday but we’re still going to be friends. my stomach hurts constantly and i can’t stop crying. what do? My answer Either date a new bloke with a penis short enough to stop ...
30 Oct 2022
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Sprout a superior prong by nuking Antarctica
Maz asks My D is really long and thick (No lie) no matter what I wear there's always an outline or a lump there. What should I do to save myself from embarrassment? My answer Simple. Make everyone else's Ds bigger and thicker and ...
9 Oct 2022
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Can infant vampires really be wetnursed? READ ON
Delaney asks My mom tested positive for Covid and I’m showing symptoms. My boss said I need to keep coming to work and just to wear a mask the whole time. What do? My answer Really? Does your boss genuinely think that mere mask ...
7 Oct 2022
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People who say "women can wear pants but no man would wear skirts," ...
Brandi asks Tell me your terrible ways to solve constipation My answer Sign up to the United States Marine Corps, locate a huge pack of those lovely dreamy drill instructors who adore informing raw recruits that "if you don't do ...
5 Oct 2022
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The Voluptuousifier strikes again!
Cory asks For context, I'm a trans man that works at the only certified daycare in the town I live in. Yesterday, a parent complained to my boss about me working around their son. Apparently, when you have a hysterectomy or start ...
2 Jul 2022
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Outsell door-to-door salesmen with infinite electropelvic miracles
Image source: https://www.bbc.com/news/av/stories-44330578 Angel asks I just bought a home and for the week I’ve lived here I’ve had several DOZEN people ringing my doorbell nonstop trying to sell me crap. They know my name ...
2 Jul 2022
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Frostbite solves a surprising number of posture issues
Catherine asks Can’t find a bra. What should I use instead? Don’t say go braless; that’s great advice. My answer The whole point of bras is to counteract long-term sagging, isn't it? At least one of the goals? (Yes, loads of ...
11 Jun 2022
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The sublime wisdom of elongating your womb into adjacent postcodes
Christina asks I need y’all’s best “worst” advice ever. Currently 8 months pregnant, about to hit that 9 month marker. I’m able to fall asleep with no problem, but staying asleep is a issue. I go to sleep, I hear something or ...
9 Jun 2022
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A nifty guide to shirking concussion screenings: Rand, Mengele, ...
Hanna asks I won a full scholarship to a summer program that would give me networking opportunities like nothing else. I was in a car accident in April and got a concussion, but I've fully recovered and have been discharged from ...
8 Jun 2022
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A funky-wunky chrome strapon Stalingrad
Natasha asks Had my appendix removed yesterday, and now in recovery, in an extreme amount of pain even on opioids. Now stuck on a ward with lots of noisy people coughing, snoring, watching TV, and I am SO DAMN TIRED and need to ...
31 May 2022
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Nauseatingly wholesome nipple clamps
Kirstyn asks What should I get my bf for his 30th birthday? My answer There is a planet called TOI-2109b. It orbits so close to its star that its year is 16 hours long. Your boyfriend wasn't raised there, was he? Is he 480 hours ...
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