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16 Dec 2021
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Today's TERRIBLE advice: stamina in bed? I melted these pseudogents ...
Mitchell asks I don't last in bed. What do? My answer The thing about lasting X minutes is, the man is required to balance his arousal and erection hardness between finding his girl too hot and ejaculating too quickly and aargh ...
16 Dec 2021
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Today's TERRIBLE advice: on upgrading your anus to an ...
Tricia asks I took yalls advice and shoved my hand up my ass. Now what? My answer Keep going! Shove your entire arm up and through your torso, until you're wearing your second arm around the exterior of your first arm like one of ...
14 Dec 2021
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Today's TERRIBLE advice: the entire Internet in just one tattoo
Deanne asks I just got a voucher for a whole day with my tattoo artist. What should I get? My answer The Internet. All of it. The whole dang thing. Every single post and comment ever written. Including this one. Insist that the ...
14 Dec 2021
NSFW Shite Advice
Today's TERRIBLE advice: on anti-landlord insurgency tactics: no ...
Nicola asks Landlord keeps choosing our flat to show potential new tenants round (it's one flat of multiple identical ones within same block). How do we get them to start showing one of the other flats instead of ours? My ...
14 Dec 2021
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Today's TERRIBLE advice: a groovy hippie Stalin drug den? Could be ...
Susan asks I'm plotting a romance novel and I'm trying to think of something disastrous happening between my two leads. I've already had a bratty ex accosted them. What do? My answer How about ... ah, I've got a few ideas: They're ...
13 Dec 2021
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Today's TERRIBLE advice: on temporal-duplicate boozy cuteness
Kaylah asks Tldr: I agreed to drive super far to meet with a tinder match and I don't feel like going anymore, so how should I cancel on him? So I agreed to hang out with a tinder match today but I'm hungover, he's 60 miles ...
11 Dec 2021
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Come on, they're just body parts
Today I encountered this post: https://www.quora.com/Why-does-Selena-Gomez-go-wit... For a few minutes I contemplated the difference between men and boys (i.e. both love boobs but only boys cannot detach themselves from the adoration ...
10 Dec 2021
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Today's TERRIBLE advice: how some bee species are choosier than ...
Nolan asks I want my ass eaten but I'm single, what do? My answer Are you particularly fussy re the species performing the eating? If not, you could locate a particularly ravenous beehive, locate or plant a rosebush beside it, hide ...
10 Dec 2021
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Today's TERRIBLE advice: satanic autofellatio: the rational tipple ...
HE IS PLANET https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/ahmed-angels-modeli... Nolan asks I want my ass eaten but I'm single, what do? My answer Wasn't there that urban legend that Marilyn Manson had a rib removal operation specifically to ...
8 Dec 2021
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On becoming the glorious-est flirter in the goddamn galaxy: today's ...
RW asks I posted about this before but the situation is getting worse. Im a 41yo married mom of two and there’s a guy probably young enough to be my son who works at Trader Joe’s and obviously has a crush on me, he engages me ...
6 Dec 2021
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Today's TERRIBLE advice: how to cure 1,865,500 cases of haemorrhoids ...
Iain asks How to get rid of a haemorrhoid? My answer The current record holder for the fastest ever artificial object (excluding individual subatomic particles inside the Large Hadron Collider) is a womanhole cover travelling at ...
6 Dec 2021
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Today's TERRIBLE advice: on piloting your human around like a fleshy ...
Amanda asks I'm trapped, what do? lykyk My answer Tell your human mattress that how dare she wear such comfy hoodies. I recall encountering a scientific study the other day which discovered that when dog-humans die, the dogs ...
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