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18 Dec 2021
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Today's TERRIBLE advice: on fighting fire with Führer
Alexandra asks My nightmare of a "Christian" landlord has presented my partner and I with a bs "3 Day Cure or Quit Notice" - right before his birthday and Christmas! Aside from retaining an attorney, which we've already done, ...
18 Dec 2021
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Today's TERRIBLE advice: they shall test their wetnursey mettle in the toughest breastly arena ...
Avery asks Grandparents are flying in for Christmas and I’m preparing myself for the inevitable questions about when I’m going to have babies. It’s touchy. Im 31, would like to have them one day, and am not even close currently. Plz ...
16 Dec 2021
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Today's TERRIBLE advice: how to cultivate more responsible and conscientious drug-mule-ing
Mireille asks Hi. I am a 42 yo woman. How do you buy condoms? (This is a serious question, but I’m def looking for bad advice 😛) My answer Locate the grubbiest, most ghetto-esque bit of your city. Walk around until you locate the ...
16 Dec 2021
NSFW Shite Advice
Today's TERRIBLE advice: these flaccid Muslim hussies give competent Muslim nutjobs a bad name
Lara asks Okay, so there is a guy I’m into. We went from friends to kind of a FWB and we have phone seggs (had to censor lol) when we’re both in the mood. I have told him I’m into him and am hoping for something, he said that he ...
16 Dec 2021
NSFW Shite Advice
Today's TERRIBLE advice: stamina in bed? I melted these pseudogents in eight minutes
Mitchell asks I don't last in bed. What do? My answer The thing about lasting X minutes is, the man is required to balance his arousal and erection hardness between finding his girl too hot and ejaculating too quickly and aargh ...
16 Dec 2021
NSFW Shite Advice
Today's TERRIBLE advice: on upgrading your anus to an Audrey-Hepburn-shaped Klein bottle
Tricia asks I took yalls advice and shoved my hand up my ass. Now what? My answer Keep going! Shove your entire arm up and through your torso, until you're wearing your second arm around the exterior of your first arm like one of ...
14 Dec 2021
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Today's TERRIBLE advice: the entire Internet in just one tattoo
Deanne asks I just got a voucher for a whole day with my tattoo artist. What should I get? My answer The Internet. All of it. The whole dang thing. Every single post and comment ever written. Including this one. Insist that the ...
14 Dec 2021
NSFW Shite Advice
Today's TERRIBLE advice: on anti-landlord insurgency tactics: no fridge is safe from this renegade
Nicola asks Landlord keeps choosing our flat to show potential new tenants round (it's one flat of multiple identical ones within same block). How do we get them to start showing one of the other flats instead of ours? My ...
14 Dec 2021
NSFW Shite Advice
Today's TERRIBLE advice: a groovy hippie Stalin drug den? Could be worse. Could be the Heil ...
Susan asks I'm plotting a romance novel and I'm trying to think of something disastrous happening between my two leads. I've already had a bratty ex accosted them. What do? My answer How about ... ah, I've got a few ideas: They're ...
13 Dec 2021
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Today's TERRIBLE advice: on temporal-duplicate boozy cuteness
Kaylah asks Tldr: I agreed to drive super far to meet with a tinder match and I don't feel like going anymore, so how should I cancel on him? So I agreed to hang out with a tinder match today but I'm hungover, he's 60 miles ...
11 Dec 2021
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Come on, they're just body parts
Today I encountered this post: https://www.quora.com/Why-does-Selena-Gomez-go-wit... For a few minutes I contemplated the difference between men and boys (i.e. both love boobs but only boys cannot detach themselves from the adoration ...
10 Dec 2021
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Today's TERRIBLE advice: how some bee species are choosier than others about bottoms
Nolan asks I want my ass eaten but I'm single, what do? My answer Are you particularly fussy re the species performing the eating? If not, you could locate a particularly ravenous beehive, locate or plant a rosebush beside it, hide ...
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