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The customer is always sausagey
20 Jan 2023
This evening I was at a supermarket. I was purchasing, among other items, sausages. Both the checkout operator gal and the attendant bag-packer dude present asked me, with tones of world-...
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How to delegate handjob prowess to other orifices and/or digits
9 Jan 2023
Madison asks My hubs told me that our sex is better than any he's ever had but that I give the worse handjob he's ever received. Give me tips to make it better. Actually, What do? My an...
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All global real estate crises: SOLVED
5 Jan 2023
Lacey asks My husband and I cannot agree on which house to buy. How shall I convince him to buy the house I want? My answer Purchase your house without telling him, then physically...
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Blues Brothers III, starring Andrew Friggin' Tate :O
4 Jan 2023
Angel asks My off$pring is a Tate supporter. What do? My answer Isn't he that dude who combines (1) screeching about the amazingness of his latest Bugatti Veyron/Chiron/Myrmidon/whatev...
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Execution by practice-T-Rex-dildo
26 Dec 2022
Image source: https://twitter.com/xenowyvern/status/816336768047... Rosanna asks Been vomiting solid food for over a week and my doctors aren't helpful. My answer Wait, it's solid foo...
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The phat new snack that the in-crowd simply simp for
16 Dec 2022
Winter asks I just got a ban from a group for suggesting a person might want to see a doctor for a CPAP machine because it goes against "giving medical advice" What do? My answer Isn'...
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Hardened crime-dames collecting ankle/neck-tags by the dozen
15 Dec 2022
Cierra asks Creative ways to hide your ankle monitor My answer Sheathe your ankle monitor inside a thicker, heavier one covered in glitter or rubies or something and with flashing neo...
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Overenthusiastic Jewish cervix unions on a bed of rice
15 Dec 2022
Molly-Beth asks my boyfriend broke up with me yesterday but we’re still going to be friends. my stomach hurts constantly and i can’t stop crying. what do? My answer Either date a n...
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Steamy dalliances by horrific cheapskates
12 Dec 2022
Abbie asks It’s 6 days until my wedding and someone I met once in college a few years ago just messaged me and asked where the wedding is, because she and her boyfriend would like to com...
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How to increase your grad school's corruption and orgy levels
11 Dec 2022
Brenda asks I'm in grad school creating a final presentation in power point. One of the slides needs to "provide ways to advocate for equity at the school, district, and community levels...
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How to become next-of-kin to every pub brawler in the world
10 Dec 2022
Matt asks Every few months, I get a wave of phone calls from the local jail, from a guy that keeps getting himself arrested. I have no idea who this guy is, but apparently my phone numbe...
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The greatest family gift: each other, literally
27 Nov 2022
Alysha asks Looking to cheer myself up so no OOC. I'm broke as a joke this year for the holidays and have 13 nieces and nephews to buy presents for. What do I get them? They r...
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