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Prank-Pizza-ing with Covid and SARS and Ebola and Bubonic Plague
23 Sep 2022
Mia asks My dad lives alone in Thailand and has been very ill with Covid. He’s now not replying to us and his phone seems to be off. We are super worried. We reached out to his ex to ask...
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Might he forever plague us?
13 Jul 2022
Martine asks The UK government needs to choose a new party leader (Prime Minister), what process should they use to whittle the 11 potential candidates down to 1? My answer How about a...
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Electropelvic miracles aplenty
2 Jul 2022
Image source: https://www.bbc.com/news/av/stories-44330578 Angel asks I just bought a home and for the week I’ve lived here I’ve had several DOZEN people ringing my doorbell nonstop...
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Frostbite solves a surprising number of posture issues
2 Jul 2022
Catherine asks Can’t find a bra. What should I use instead? Don’t say go braless; that’s great advice. My answer The whole point of bras is to counteract long-term sagging, isn't it? ...
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Sarcastically fast oral
26 Jun 2022
Colleen asks My pulse is 170 and my heart won't stop having palpitations. My residents keep asking me why I'm out of breath. What do I tell them? No OCC: I get episodes like this and kn...
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Cancey-Wancey
11 Jun 2022
Image source: youtu.be/X40CQIh6q5Y Melissa asks My friends mom died from cancer. How do I comfort her? My answer Send to her address a colossal bunch of flowers and a foot-high condol...
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Elongate your womb into another postcode
11 Jun 2022
Christina asks I need y’all’s best “worst” advice ever. Currently 8 months pregnant, about to hit that 9 month marker. I’m able to fall asleep with no problem, but staying asleep is a is...
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Only a few thousand twitchy-schnozzed corpses
9 Jun 2022
Kylee asks A squirrel died in my yard. After a few rainy days it has melted. What do My answer What's the problem, exactly? That sounds ideal. Could I employ your yard and your rain fo...
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How to sidestep a concussion screening
9 Jun 2022
Hanna asks I won a full scholarship to a summer program that would give me networking opportunities like nothing else. I was in a car accident in April and got a concussion, but I've ful...
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A million funky-wunky chrome strapons
8 Jun 2022
Natasha asks Had my appendix removed yesterday, and now in recovery, in an extreme amount of pain even on opioids. Now stuck on a ward with lots of noisy people coughing, snoring, watch...
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The overwhelming FUNK
31 May 2022
Tara asks My son won’t shower. How do I deal with the overwhelming funk coming off of him. My answer What's the problem? That sounds amazing. If the likes of Shaft and Luther Vandross ...
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Yoga inversion poses UNMASKED
31 May 2022
Claire asks i got my period and i don’t have pads. what do i use to avoid leaking? My answer Why not spend the entirety of shark week doing handstands and walking upside-down? You ca...
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