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Code-Fi is almost sarcastically funky

Holy crap. See, I like coding. I like getting in the mood for coding. I like getting a good vibe going. 99% of the ...

Come on, they're just body parts

Today I encountered this post: https://www.quora.com/Why-does-Selena-Gomez-go-wit... For a few minutes I contempla...

A teensy bit bratty and hypocritical

QuestionWhy does Gandalf say it would take four days to get through the mines of Moria when it took the fellowshi...

Teenagers taking over the world

Michelle Steele asks "What are the problems with ruling the world? Who would want the job?" Trying to get a bunch...

On posers

Some schmuck asks Which Joker did you enjoy more, Joaquin Phoenix or Jared Leto? Faisal Aswar answers I'm no fan o...

How not to build a button

Some schmuck asks A new software developer spent four days to make a simple HTML button and CSS, should I fire him...

Sam and Rosie dancing give Eru Ilúvatar leprosy of the perineum

Tyler asks Why didn't Sam ask Rosie for a dance? Funny answers only! My answer It's obvious, isn't it? Sam and R...

The Homosexual Agenda versus the Vegetarian Agenda

Soy milk ... ohhhdearlord. Oh what the hell. Story time! So okay. I have horrific and mutilatory childhood memor...

Bob Semple would be the first to acknowledge the exquisiteness of ...

Many thanks to https://www.facebook.com/759933444372886/posts/the... Yes the photo on the right is the actual rea...

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Books You May Find Surprisingly Snazzy

The Sex Commandos Thwart The Third Vaginal Apocalypse
~~ Part 2/6 ~~
The Soviet Sluts Superb
Turns out out-flirting Imperatrix Bardot is like trying to wank off Mt. Blanc when it's wanking you back. Plan B: skedaddle, regroup, out-flirt the entirety of France and get loads more practice, then it's stealthy-sneaky Round Two or bust.

The Sex Commandos Thwart The Third Vaginal Apocalypse
~~ Part 3/6 ~~
The Cervical Supremacy
Turns out flirting with every ladybro Rambo in France produces Rivals and Frenemies and Jilted Waifus galore. Smashing fun, but utter Kryptonite for Imperial kill-plans. Like, ever tried noshing off a world leader whilst a billion fanb0is fondle your buttocks? Want to? Read on!

The Sex Commandos Thwart The Third Vaginal Apocalypse
~~ Part 4/6 ~~
The Praetorian Prostitutes
The game's up! The irresistible force of fanb0i-fondlemania has headbutted the immovable object of a gazillion furious Paris cops. They too thirst for Sex Commando patoot. Crunch time. Either launch one final rocket-strike against Bardot and France, or Earth's free nations forever perish.