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A teensy bit bratty and hypocritical
6 Dec 2021
QuestionWhy does Gandalf say it would take four days to get through the mines of Moria when it took the fellowship roughly only a couple of hours to do it? Einar's answer The reas...
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Teenagers taking over the world
24 Nov 2021
Michelle Steele asks "What are the problems with ruling the world? Who would want the job?" Trying to get a bunch of humans from different cultures with a bunch of competing beliefs, al...
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On posers
24 Nov 2021
Some schmuck asks Which Joker did you enjoy more, Joaquin Phoenix or Jared Leto? Faisal Aswar answers I'm no fan of Leto's Joker. For me itβs even about the image already at first place....
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How not to build a button
24 Nov 2021
Some schmuck asks A new software developer spent four days to make a simple HTML button and CSS, should I fire him? Md Abu Taher answers Did he create a button like this? Just one line...
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Sam and Rosie dancing give Eru IlΓΊvatar leprosy of the perineum
24 Nov 2021
Tyler asks Why didn't Sam ask Rosie for a dance? Funny answers only! My answer It's obvious, isn't it? Sam and Rosie had already got together, married and divorced. Six times in a row....
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The Homosexual Agenda versus the Vegetarian Agenda
10 Nov 2021
Soy milk ... ohhhdearlord. Oh what the hell. Story time! So okay. I have horrific and mutilatory childhood memories of attempting to use soy milk on cereal like regular milk. God, it w...
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Bob Semple would be the first to acknowledge the exquisiteness of his tank's crapness
10 Nov 2021
Many thanks to https://www.facebook.com/759933444372886/posts/the... Yes the photo on the right is the actual real tank. Unreal, isn't it? I love the Bob Semple tank. Not just becau...
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