Published on: 11 May 01:22

Ashley asks

I was in a car accident and I'm very embarrassed and upset. What should I tell insurance I was on so they don't know I wrecked it completely sober? That would be humiliating.

My answer

Source a personnel list of every single employee of your insurance company, then tell them you were receiving road head from every single loved one of every single employee, all at once. Name each of them. Inform them that receiving properly serious oral is like painting the Golden Gate Bridge: by the time someone has managed to tongue their way along your organ's entire expanse, the starting regions are once again in dire need of oral attention. Finally, take the heat off you by accusing the insurance company of being in cahoots with every car manufacturer and every sex worker.

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