Mountain lion screaming outside my work
what do?
Assemble another 99 of them, physically arrange them in order of trachea size like throaty Pan pipes, and start a 100-lion choir. Think of the publicity! You'll become the darling of every zany TV talk show. How might one make a mountain lion scream and fulfil its choir responsibilities? By making this groupβs Terrible Advisers proud and doing its dad, I suppose, so you'll also need to gather the 100 mountain lion dads, pair them with their progeny, and then systematically romance them, one by one, like you're playing a ginormous pelvic feline xylophone. It'd be like the Tiger King TV show all over again but even gayer. Wouldn't it? I'd never watched it but just kind of assumed it involved bumming hundreds of tigers.
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