A valiant early attempt at blending cars with domiciles. Incidentally, turns out it's really difficult getting decent-quality photos of cars crashing into houses. You'd be astonished how little stock photography there is of such phenomena.
Best way to get into my apartment without the key. For context my ex has a key. I have his car and my dog which is how I locked my keys inside. My landlord is typically out of town. But also seems to not like me. My key is on my key ring with my car keys. Ex is in his other car likely with the spare key to my apartment. Please send the worst advise
Looks like the fundamental issue here is placing your apartment keys in close proximity to your apartment. Easy peasy. Either turn your ex's car inside out and extrude your keys from it like you're undoing a pair of rolled-up socks, or squidge your entire apartment into the car through the heater fan vent like your apartment is Play-Doh. To cultivate the superb grip and forearm strength necessary to sculpt entire vehicles or structures or both, you'll need to do a stupendous amount of masturbating, so get downstairs-DJ-ing for a few months first. Hell, why not do that anyway. Might as well enjoy yourself. In fact, forget the keys.
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