after sleeping with my mistress and going three rounds last night..,, i am as sore as hell ,.. and now my girlfriend is planning a romantic night tonight with fireplace and all,.. how do i avoid sex tonight ?
For the purposes of this answer I shall assume you're Mohammed Ali. That's honestly a safer bet than you might think. It's usually him. Solving this is easy peasy. For maximum marital bliss, all you have to do is break down in a shrieking tantrum before your girlfriend, and admit to her that you'd been having a torrid and passionate affair with George Foreman. You're the first person who dared call him your "mistress". He was gobsmacked to discover he'd never been so turned on in his life. Obviously you had to consummate your forbidden volcanic passions. Your prior night's bloodthirsty rumpy pumpy for three entire rounds left you both bruised and battered and with your Bottom so spongy-sore you need entire armadas of extra-fluffy beanbags from all Foreman's Topping. But take it from me, dawg, Foreman is an unconscionably oafish and self-centred piece of poontang, so your dick remains the only bit of your anatomy neglected and intact, and let's face it that's all Mademoiselle Waifu is after, so I really have no idea what you're bitching about. Your gal has Needs. Meet them, suckah. Geez, dude, can't you embrace your feminine side once in a while?
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