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A million funky-wunky chrome strapons
8 Jun 2022
Natasha asks Had my appendix removed yesterday, and now in recovery, in an extreme amount of pain even on opioids. Now stuck on a ward with lots of noisy people coughing, snoring, watch...
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Nauseatingly wholesome nipple clamps
31 May 2022
Kirstyn asks What should I get my bf for his 30th birthday? My answer There is a planet called TOI-2109b. It orbits so close to its star that its year is 16 hours long. Your boyfriend ...
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The comedy en-womb-ing of billion-$ cocaine empires
26 May 2022
Kevin asks I just found 5 empty bottles of beer in my 15yo daughters bed, hidden under the comforter (Wed is sheets day for laundry). foundShe is at school still but will be home soon....
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A simmer sauce of ten thousand blessings
25 May 2022
Cameron asks struggling to get a job. what are some alternative ways to make some money My answer A few other responders here have suggested blowjobs. I'd like to throw my support behi...
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Ever been so drunk you mix up your orifices?
23 May 2022
Sabryna asks HELP! I'm pregnant and have been on the toilet for 20 minutes. Poop is stuck. I can't just get off the toilet because it is already partway out. What doo doo? My answer Ar...
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A chevron armada of inflatable love
22 May 2022
Casey asks I have bad Autophobia(fear of being alone) and my husband is a way for work for a week. Im now home alone and freaking out. What do? My answer There are loads of bespoke cu...
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Waps of inconceivable vastness and splendour
19 May 2022
Nic asks My b00bs keep growing; I am worried the devil is coming to collect my soul soon. Long story short, when I was in high school, I jokingly made a pact with the devil for bigger b...
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Unorthodox vegan meal ideas?
19 May 2022
(I tried to locate a vaguely relevant image, but searching "consensual slaughtering" returned little non-horrible imagery, so here's a photo of Shaft instead. He seems a chill dude, he'd ...
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A fire team of cunnilingual recipients
18 May 2022
Jessica asks Hubby has a very important phone interview today. What should I do while he's on the phone? Eta.. now we have a nasty thunderstorm too so do what you do My answer I was ...
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Five billion blood bags fuel one man's PASSION
17 May 2022
Susan asks I missed an opportunity to have s3xx0rs with my fwb, and now I'm h0rny. What do? My answer Here's a scheme I find works wonders. I've got no idea what gender and/or sexual o...
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You mean there's some other reason why tacos exist?
14 May 2022
Reya asks Today I went to Taco Bell. I pulled up to the speaker and said “I’ll have a Doritos locos taco, regular” and the employee goes “you mean you WANT a Doritos locos taco” i guess ...
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A gentlemanly title, most assuredly
11 May 2022
Ally asks I’m bored with my life, what shouldn’t be tinder bio be??? My answer "Alabama's Oldest And Most Distinguished One-Man Anal Chain." Source: https://www.facebook.com/groups/39...
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