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5 Oct 2022
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On rejuvenating shite grub into exquisite ambrosia by guzzling pints of 800C+ molten salt: ...
Image source: https://www.linseis.com/en/wiki/molten-salts-heat-... Joshua asks Hey guys, it’s me again. I’m still high. I put too much salt in my popcorn, how to separate salt from the popcorn so it’s not too salty? My ...
23 Sep 2022
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On bombarding all sires of secret love-children with: Covid, the Duke of York, SARS, the Mayor ...
Mia asks My dad lives alone in Thailand and has been very ill with Covid. He’s now not replying to us and his phone seems to be off. We are super worried. We reached out to his ex to ask her to do a welfare check but aren’t ...
13 Jul 2022
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Might he forever plague us?
Martine asks The UK government needs to choose a new party leader (Prime Minister), what process should they use to whittle the 11 potential candidates down to 1? My answer How about a Boris Johnson impersonation ...
2 Jul 2022
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On outselling and outshouting door-to-door salescretins with infinity psychosubliminal ...
Image source: https://www.bbc.com/news/av/stories-44330578 Angel asks I just bought a home and for the week I’ve lived here I’ve had several DOZEN people ringing my doorbell nonstop trying to sell me crap. They know my name ...
2 Jul 2022
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On outshining the entire human race a hundredfold, pulverising the world's bra industry, ...
Catherine asks Can’t find a bra. What should I use instead? Don’t say go braless; that’s great advice. My answer The whole point of bras is to counteract long-term boob-sagging, isn’t it? At least one of the goals? (Yes, loads of ...
26 Jun 2022
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Sarcastically fast oral
Colleen asks My pulse is 170 and my heart won't stop having palpitations. My residents keep asking me why I'm out of breath. What do I tell them? No OCC: I get episodes like this and know when I need to go to the ER (which is not ...
16 Jun 2022
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The perfect motorbike jacket logo: HARLEY DAVIDSON S****
My motorbike jacket has been amazing and phenomenal and has served me beautifully. But the rigours of a decade-plus of motorbiking have rendered it quite spectacularly scruffy. Parts are literally falling to bits. It's well past time ...
11 Jun 2022
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Cancey-Wancey
Image source: youtu.be/X40CQIh6q5Y Melissa asks My friends mom died from cancer. How do I comfort her? My answer Send to her address a colossal bunch of flowers and a foot-high condolence card ... to the cancer. In the card, write ...
11 Jun 2022
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The earthy wisdom of elongating your womb into adjacent postcodes: today's TERRIBLE advice
Christina asks I need y’all’s best “worst” advice ever. Currently 8 months pregnant, about to hit that 9 month marker. I’m able to fall asleep with no problem, but staying asleep is a issue. I go to sleep, I hear something or ...
9 Jun 2022
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Mt. Doom vs Chernobyl, billions of twitchy-schnozzed squirrels, and ceramic/asbestos rigor ...
Kylee asks A squirrel died in my yard. After a few rainy days it has melted. What do My answer Squirrels? Melted? You'd melted squirrels? 😲 What's the problem, exactly? That sounds amazing! At least in my neck of the woods, ...
9 Jun 2022
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Cross-breeding Mike Tyson with Ron Jeremy, monetising concussions, and flaying Ayn Rand fans: ...
phwoar Hanna asks I won a full scholarship to a summer program that would give me networking opportunities like nothing else. I was in a car accident in April and got a concussion, but I've fully recovered and have been discharged ...
8 Jun 2022
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On cheering up the Battle of Stalingrad with funky-wunky cunnilingus contests: today's TERRIBLE ...
Natasha asks Had my appendix removed yesterday, and now in recovery, in an extreme amount of pain even on opioids. Now stuck on a ward with lots of noisy peoplecoughing, snoring, watching TV, and I am SO DAMN TIRED and need to ...
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