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My school had three girls named "Those Savages Look Nice And Enslaveable"
15 Sep 2023
Pam asks help plzzzzz, due soon with baby #3 and we can't figure out a name for baby girl 3 we have 2 daughters, named harbor and saylor. definitely wanting to stick with the nautical t...
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How to fight fire with even sexier fire
15 Sep 2023
Natasha asks Got new insurance, and they follow my driving. It’s bad What do? My answer Why not fight fire with even sexier fire? Accept your insurance's monitoring of your driving ...
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Just as "Featherstonehaugh" is pronounced "Fanshaw", "Wank" is pronounced ...
15 Sep 2023
Jeff Wank asks This my real name. What do? My answer Why not follow the fine example of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FboWtJiNYro? Just as you pronounce Hyacinth Bucket's surname "Bo...
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Can't you trust any counterfeiter these days?
18 Aug 2023
Emily asks As a child of God, what's your next move? My answer Why not swap every banknote in that colossal wad with those fake religious counterfeit notes that certain religious types...
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How to commandeer other peoples' garage sales
28 Jul 2023
Mark asks Neighbor is having a garage sale. How to make things awkward? My answer Why not purchase an even bigger DIY garage from Ikea? Then construct your grander, superior garage ove...
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Stop doing donuts and wheelies and snooze in a proper bed
27 Jul 2023
Angie asks It’s 4.30am and I can’t sleep as every time I drift off my legs jump really vigorously What do ? My answer Loads of solutions: Never sleep againChop your legs off each ni...
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The world only contains four billion penises
17 Jul 2023
JC Smith asks So I'm Asexual but I'm tired of explaining what that is whenever the topic of happy fun time comes up, and the term "virgin" feels antiquated and has too much baggage. Wh...
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Why not betray a third of a Jesus?
17 Jul 2023
Nicole asks I lost 10 pounds, give me a way to gain it back other than eating more. My answer Why not betray a third of a Jesus? Since I was a kid, I'd always wondered if there was som...
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Oxygen ice is the most igloo-friendly ice
16 Jul 2023
Shyan asks My apartment is hot, but it’s smoky outside. How can I cool off my apartment without letting smoke in? My answer Isn't it obvious? All you need to do is generate a massive p...
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Doesn't everyone ejaculate raw gumbo?
15 Jul 2023
Tiffany asks What to add to my gumbo to make it a little spicier? My answer That book ... hint hint, eh? Though ... I'm puzzled, my dude. What's the point of adding even more gentleman...
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Psychologically sculpt all cats with unrelenting death rays
13 Jul 2023
Hollie asks My indoor only cat has decided last night that tonight is the night she ventures out into the world, wouldn’t be a problem if she wasn’t scared of her own shadow (I mean th...
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How The FINEST Food Critics REALLY Get A Head: The Discerning Cannibal's Guide To Career Perfection
12 Jul 2023
Tali asks So I've got wonderful friends who if they'd all been able to make lunch this weekend would have resulted in the following list of food requirements, next time they actually a...
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