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Bet you couldn't marry a frumpy dullard like Amber Heard
24 Apr 2023
Ashley asks 2 day stay in hospital caused $52k bill, what do? My answer There is a saying among banks and other money lenders: "If someone owes you a million dollars, that's a them-pro...
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Why no train driver will ever admit that all trains are inflatable
16 Apr 2023
Strumpets! STRUMPETS! Jimmy asks What is the best way to jump on a fast moving train? I always wanted to try this! My answer It's a well-kept secret that all trains are inflatable and...
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How to enter and pilot your FWB's SO like a fleshy tuxedo
16 Apr 2023
Tristen asks Fwb was not single what do 💀 My answer Unleash some good old-fashioned Stalinist Peoples' Wrath on your FWB's SO. Stalin, for all his other faults, was always amazing at m...
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How to delegate handjob prowess to other orifices and/or digits
9 Jan 2023
Madison asks My hubs told me that our sex is better than any he's ever had but that I give the worse handjob he's ever received. Give me tips to make it better. Actually, What do? My an...
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Execution by practice-T-Rex-dildo
26 Dec 2022
Image source: https://twitter.com/xenowyvern/status/816336768047... Rosanna asks Been vomiting solid food for over a week and my doctors aren't helpful. My answer Wait, it's solid foo...
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Overenthusiastic Jewish cervix unions on a bed of rice
15 Dec 2022
Molly-Beth asks my boyfriend broke up with me yesterday but we’re still going to be friends. my stomach hurts constantly and i can’t stop crying. what do? My answer Either date a n...
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Sprout a superior prong by nuking Antarctica
30 Oct 2022
Maz asks My D is really long and thick (No lie) no matter what I wear there's always an outline or a lump there. What should I do to save myself from embarrassment? My answer Simple. M...
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Can infant vampires really be wetnursed? READ ON
9 Oct 2022
Delaney asks My mom tested positive for Covid and I’m showing symptoms. My boss said I need to keep coming to work and just to wear a mask the whole time. What do? My answer Really? Do...
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The Voluptuousifier strikes again!
5 Oct 2022
Cory asks For context, I'm a trans man that works at the only certified daycare in the town I live in. Yesterday, a parent complained to my boss about me working around their son. Appar...
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Electropelvic miracles aplenty
2 Jul 2022
Image source: https://www.bbc.com/news/av/stories-44330578 Angel asks I just bought a home and for the week I’ve lived here I’ve had several DOZEN people ringing my doorbell nonstop...
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Frostbite solves a surprising number of posture issues
2 Jul 2022
Catherine asks Can’t find a bra. What should I use instead? Don’t say go braless; that’s great advice. My answer The whole point of bras is to counteract long-term sagging, isn't it? ...
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How to sidestep a concussion screening
9 Jun 2022
Hanna asks I won a full scholarship to a summer program that would give me networking opportunities like nothing else. I was in a car accident in April and got a concussion, but I've ful...
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