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You'll be SO MANLY you'll make TESTOSTERONE look GIRLY
6 Sep 2024
Katrina asks My boyfriend says he looks at naked girls on Instagram because he used to be a tattoo artist and it’s just art for him. But that’s literally all he reacts to. What do? My r...
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How to induce a deluge of ten thousand astronomers by teatime
14 Jun 2024
Laura asks A week ago my neighbor went bonkers because we asked her if she would turn off her porch light for a moment so we could get a good picture of the northern lights. She went ban...
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Ever considered giving all eight billion schmucks the same email address? Want to?
14 Jun 2024
Chelsea asks Hello friends! My wife’s ex refuses to change her address. I’ve written return to sender and not at this address on her mail for the last year and a half to no avail. My wif...
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On the paramount importance of synchronised MRI ADHD
28 May 2024
Holly asks I have an MRI scan coming up, my rheumatologist said it will take about 45 minutes. I also have adhd and cannot stay still for the life of me, I move without realising sometim...
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The next big craze: DIY trepanning?
28 May 2024
Stevie asks I've been drinking a reasonable amount of water everyday but still keep getting bad headaches at work everyday. What do My answer Headaches? Want to buy one of my DIY trepa...
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Today's hottest new drug: diet-diet-diet-diet-crack and not actual snow
22 Mar 2024
Ashley asks Current situation (and still accumulating). Its 10:40 at night, and Im supposed to work at 9am (will still be snowing.) What do? My answer Why not change occupations? Becom...
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No problem dropping comet-sized cookies on bitchy brides can't solve
22 Mar 2024
Mandy asksI am a competitive baker (I enter into fairs and other contests). I experiment and try new recipes a lot and I give those cookies to my friends so they can give me their opinion...
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Cure sunburn by taking all the steroids in the universe
22 Mar 2024
Liz asks Help I'm sunburned and have to go in the sun again tomorrow. What can I do to avoid getting even more burned? My answer Why not do what I do? Simply take all the steroids in t...
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Why Jabba the Hutt is a snazzier lover than you might think
8 Mar 2024
Melanie asks How do I decline a date without hurting his feelings? Help. My answer Tell him this: "Oh for God's sake! Not again! You and I go through this every bloody Friday. We ...
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How to invoke Germanic royalty to out-skunk the entire universe minus your dog
11 Feb 2024
Max asks My dog got sprayed by a skunk and were supposed to fly across the country on Monday. What do? My answer You know the UK's King George I? He wasn't originally British at all, b...
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Infected? Infect your infection right back
1 Jan 2024
Shelly asks So I’m 4 days post-op for a laparoscopic hysterectomy. Friday I received the pathology report. If I’m interpreting the report correctly regarding the hydatid cyst of Morgagni...
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"Reveal your wife? I AM your wife!"
1 Jan 2024
Maggie asks Found out the guy I went on a couple dates with is married. He neglected to tell me. Now what? My answer Scream at him thusly: "Oh for God's sake, how much gin have you ...
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