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The seduction of every manager is unwise yet joyous
15 Jan 2022
Maria asks i accepted another job offer, how should i quit my current job? My answer Place every single member of senior management into a list, random order. Fake and/or steal the ide...
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Flirtiest flirting in the history of humanity
15 Jan 2022
RW asks I posted about this before but the situation is getting worse. Im a 41yo married mom of two and there’s a guy probably young enough to be my son who works at Trader Joe’s and o...
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Torture 88 toddlers at a time
3 Jan 2022
Sara asks My 1 year old has started tantrums. All the gentle parenting tantrum advice I've seen has been for slightly older toddlers. What do? (No spanking or other aboose, that's too e...
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"Bitch" ain't necessarily insulting in the right context
19 Dec 2021
Donna asks Well got the workplace bitch for Secret Santa. Gift ideas? My answer Get her every female dog pet shop treat and toy in the world, and every single female dog vet medical tr...
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Fight fire with Führer
18 Dec 2021
Alexandra asks My nightmare of a "Christian" landlord has presented my partner and I with a bs "3 Day Cure or Quit Notice" - right before his birthday and Christmas! Aside from retaini...
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They shall test their midwifey mettle
18 Dec 2021
Avery asks Grandparents are flying in for Christmas and I’m preparing myself for the inevitable questions about when I’m going to have babies. It’s touchy. Im 31, would like to have them...
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Be a responsible drug mule
16 Dec 2021
Mireille asks Hi. I am a 42 yo woman. How do you buy condoms? (This is a serious question, but I’m def looking for bad advice ) My answer Locate the grubbiest, most ghetto-esque bit of...
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Those hussies give competent nutjobs a bad name
16 Dec 2021
Lara asks Okay, so there is a guy I’m into. We went from friends to kind of a FWB and we have phone seggs (had to censor lol) when we’re both in the mood. I have told him I’m into him an...
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These gents melted in eight minutes
16 Dec 2021
Mitchell asks I don't last in bed. What do? My answer The thing about lasting X minutes is, the man is required to balance his arousal and erection hardness between finding his girl to...
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Groucho glasses for kidneys
16 Dec 2021
Lacey asks Have to go see a kidney specialist tomorrow to find out what’s wrong with them…..how should I prepare? I’ve already drank 3 monster energy drinks and ate a ton of bad/unhealt...
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An Audrey-Hepburn-shaped Klein bottle
16 Dec 2021
Tricia asks I took yalls advice and shoved my hand up my ass. Now what? My answer Keep going! Shove your entire arm up and through your torso, until you're wearing your second arm arou...
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Wormtongues to the horizon
15 Dec 2021
Shan asks I am starting my new career as a mortician after Christmas. What are some tips to help me ease in to the new job and calm my nerves a little? My answer I hear immersion thera...
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