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30 Oct 2022
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Sprout a superior prong by nuking Antarctica
Maz asks My D is really long and thick (No lie) no matter what I wear there's always an outline or a lump there. What should I do to save myself from embarrassment? My answer Simple. Make everyone else's Ds bigger and thicker and ...
9 Oct 2022
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On trouncing vampire-wetnurse Covid mandate bullshit via tungsten/chrome super-bras: today's ...
Delaney asks My mom tested positive for Covid and I’m showing symptoms. My boss said I need to keep coming to work and just to wear a mask the whole time. What do? My answer A mask? Really? Does your boss genuinely think that a ...
7 Oct 2022
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On provoking savage packs of lovely dreamy drill-instructor-sergeant-poofs: today's TERRIBLE advice
Brandi asks Tell me your terrible ways to solve constipation My answer Easy. Sign up to the United States Marine Corps. Locate a savage pack of lovely dreamy drill-instructor-sergeant-poofs. You know the type. The ones who ...
6 Oct 2022
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On jettisoning surplus estrogen at heinous velocities, Tiberium/testosterone hybrids, and The ...
Cory asks For context, I'm a trans man that works at the only certified daycare in the town I live in. Yesterday, a parent complained to my boss about me working around their son. Apparently, when you have a hysterectomy or start ...
2 Jul 2022
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On outselling and outshouting door-to-door salescretins with infinity psychosubliminal ...
Image source: https://www.bbc.com/news/av/stories-44330578 Angel asks I just bought a home and for the week I’ve lived here I’ve had several DOZEN people ringing my doorbell nonstop trying to sell me crap. They know my name ...
2 Jul 2022
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On outshining the entire human race a hundredfold, pulverising the world's bra industry, ...
Catherine asks Can’t find a bra. What should I use instead? Don’t say go braless; that’s great advice. My answer The whole point of bras is to counteract long-term boob-sagging, isn’t it? At least one of the goals? (Yes, loads of ...
11 Jun 2022
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The earthy wisdom of elongating your womb into adjacent postcodes: today's TERRIBLE advice
Christina asks I need y’all’s best “worst” advice ever. Currently 8 months pregnant, about to hit that 9 month marker. I’m able to fall asleep with no problem, but staying asleep is a issue. I go to sleep, I hear something or ...
9 Jun 2022
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Cross-breeding Mike Tyson with Ron Jeremy, monetising concussions, and flaying Ayn Rand fans: ...
phwoar Hanna asks I won a full scholarship to a summer program that would give me networking opportunities like nothing else. I was in a car accident in April and got a concussion, but I've fully recovered and have been discharged ...
8 Jun 2022
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On cheering up the Battle of Stalingrad with funky-wunky cunnilingus contests: today's TERRIBLE ...
Natasha asks Had my appendix removed yesterday, and now in recovery, in an extreme amount of pain even on opioids. Now stuck on a ward with lots of noisy peoplecoughing, snoring, watching TV, and I am SO DAMN TIRED and need to ...
31 May 2022
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Nauseatingly wholesome nipple clamps for supreme Baileys lactation: today's TERRIBLE advice
Kirstyn asks What should I get my bf for his 30th birthday? My answer There is a planet called TOI-2109b. It orbits so close to its star that its year is 16 hours long. Your boyfriend wasn't raised there, was he? I bet he was. He ...
26 May 2022
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The comedic en-womb-ification of billion-$$$ cocaine empires: today's TERRIBLE advice
Kevin asks I just found 5 empty bottles of beer in my 15yo daughters bed, hidden under the comforter (Wed is sheets day for laundry). foundShe is at school still but will be home soon. What do? My answer To her ...
25 May 2022
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Augmenting your peepee's illustrious grandeur by marination in ten thousand luscious vicars: ...
Cameron asks struggling to get a job. what are some ✨ alternative ✨ ways to make some money My answer A few other responders here have suggested blowjobs. I'd like to throw my support behind this. But, like, the other way around. ...
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