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The perfect spot for the fuc*-bomb
17 Feb 2022
An esteemed internet schmuck asks Question for the class: Lord of the Rings is rated PG-13, and as such is allowed one F-bomb. Where would you put it? My answer Ha. All these suggestio...
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Fight fire with Führer
18 Dec 2021
Alexandra asks My nightmare of a "Christian" landlord has presented my partner and I with a bs "3 Day Cure or Quit Notice" - right before his birthday and Christmas! Aside from retaini...
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They shall test their midwifey mettle
18 Dec 2021
Avery asks Grandparents are flying in for Christmas and I’m preparing myself for the inevitable questions about when I’m going to have babies. It’s touchy. Im 31, would like to have them...
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Be a responsible drug mule
16 Dec 2021
Mireille asks Hi. I am a 42 yo woman. How do you buy condoms? (This is a serious question, but I’m def looking for bad advice ) My answer Locate the grubbiest, most ghetto-esque bit of...
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Those hussies give competent nutjobs a bad name
16 Dec 2021
Lara asks Okay, so there is a guy I’m into. We went from friends to kind of a FWB and we have phone seggs (had to censor lol) when we’re both in the mood. I have told him I’m into him an...
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These gents melted in eight minutes
16 Dec 2021
Mitchell asks I don't last in bed. What do? My answer The thing about lasting X minutes is, the man is required to balance his arousal and erection hardness between finding his girl to...
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An Audrey-Hepburn-shaped Klein bottle
16 Dec 2021
Tricia asks I took yalls advice and shoved my hand up my ass. Now what? My answer Keep going! Shove your entire arm up and through your torso, until you're wearing your second arm arou...
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The Internet in a tattoo
14 Dec 2021
Deanne asks I just got a voucher for a whole day with my tattoo artist. What should I get? My answer The Internet. All of it. The whole dang thing. Every single post and comment ever w...
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No fridge is safe from this renegade
14 Dec 2021
Nicola asks Landlord keeps choosing our flat to show potential new tenants round (it's one flat of multiple identical ones within same block). How do we get them to start showing one of ...
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Could be worse. Could be the Heil Hitler Hash House.
14 Dec 2021
Susan asks I'm plotting a romance novel and I'm trying to think of something disastrous happening between my two leads. I've already had a bratty ex accosted them. What do? My answer H...
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Temporal boozy cuteness
13 Dec 2021
Kaylah asks Tldr: I agreed to drive super far to meet with a tinder match and I don't feel like going anymore, so how should I cancel on him? So I agreed to hang out with a tinder match...
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Come on, they're just body parts
11 Dec 2021
Today I encountered this post: https://www.quora.com/Why-does-Selena-Gomez-go-wit... For a few minutes I contemplated the difference between men and boys (i.e. both love boobs but only b...
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