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How to stretch your precious tattoo-dollar even further
10 Oct 2022
Brittany asks I've been going to my same tattoo artist for 8 years and she recently upped her price to $250 an hour. She deserves to be paid that well but I can't afford that anymore, wh...
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Happiness? Remember that? Doesn't look like it
10 Oct 2022
Kayla asks Let's give this guy some advice My answer How about: "What the hell are you talking about? You and I took that photo together three years ago. Do you genuinely not re...
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Can infant vampires really be wetnursed? READ ON
9 Oct 2022
Delaney asks My mom tested positive for Covid and I’m showing symptoms. My boss said I need to keep coming to work and just to wear a mask the whole time. What do? My answer Really? Do...
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How to become the ultimate anti-creep
8 Oct 2022
Αναστασία asks I met a cute girl at the train station today. We talked a lot while waiting for our trains to come but I only got to know her first name and where she lives, before her tr...
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The OJ will cure every disease in the universe: here's how
8 Oct 2022
Amanda asks The therapist I wanted to start seeing said she is not equipped to help me. What do? My answer Simple. Offer to be her lab rat for the Nobel Prize for Psychology or Psychia...
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Chewy's mum never looked so phunky-phresh
7 Oct 2022
Jenna asks Best way to have a smooth coochie and asshole? Shaving be so annoying My answer Slather huge quantities of Rogaine across every bit of your body except your coochie and ...
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People who say "women can wear pants but no man would wear skirts," ever tried a kilt?
7 Oct 2022
Brandi asks Tell me your terrible ways to solve constipation My answer Sign up to the United States Marine Corps, locate a huge pack of those lovely dreamy drill instructors who adore ...
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How to become a money spigot
7 Oct 2022
Morgan asks I’m in over my head in debt. How do I fix it? My answer Smash every currency press in the world. Then flood the world with your own counterfeit currency and nothing else. Y...
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Three tons of beefy coffee beans contain HOW many calories?
7 Oct 2022
Joshua asks I have a blood test in 2 hours and I can't eat or drink anything until then with more calories than black coffee. What should I have for breakfast? My answer Grind three ...
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Ever met a rabbit that wasn't uppity?
7 Oct 2022
Lauren asks My rabbits insist that they're starving to death. They were fed twenty minutes ago but they're already back at their bowl begging. What do? Hard mode: no rabbit stew, no ani...
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The Voluptuousifier strikes again!
5 Oct 2022
Cory asks For context, I'm a trans man that works at the only certified daycare in the town I live in. Yesterday, a parent complained to my boss about me working around their son. Appar...
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Only the cool kids do molten-salt shots
5 Oct 2022
Joshua asks Hey guys, it’s me again. I’m still high. I put too much salt in my popcorn, how to separate salt from the popcorn so it’s not too salty? My answer Couldn't you a...
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