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8 May 2023
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Today’s TERRIBLE advice: how to make the Vomit Comet even more romantic
Meg asks Apparently no one likes to cuddle with me because my arms and legs are heavy. Plus, my fat stomach feels like a “heavy bowling ball” against their body. What do? My answer Ugh, yup. Been there too, girl. Here's what worked ...
27 Apr 2023
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Today’s TERRIBLE advice: punctuality is the politeness of bratty ...
Kaylah asks I transferred to a new location for my work and my new boss lectured me for clocking in a minute late a few times. I feel so bad that my tardiness is causing issues at my job, how do I make it up to her 🥺 (If something ...
27 Apr 2023
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Today’s TERRIBLE advice: concerning the classic “whaddaya MEAN ya ...
Rhett asks I'm tired of stoplights taking too long to change for me. Half the time, they change for no reason and give the ghost traffic in the turning lane, a green arrow. How do I show the light who's boss? My answer Isn't it ...
27 Apr 2023
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Today’s TERRIBLE advice: the swimmiest flatulence cure you’ve ever ...
Justyce asks I am full of gas. It's so bad that it hurts. What can I do to relieve the pressure?? My answer Why not go swimming at the bottom of the Mariana Trench? It's 11km deep. Your inside and outside pressures will equalise ...
16 Apr 2023
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Today’s TERRIBLE advice: why no train driver will ever admit that ...
Strumpets! STRUMPETS! Jimmy asks What is the best way to jump on a fast moving train? I always wanted to try this! My answer It's a well-kept secret that all trains are inflatable and springy, like bouncy castles. And sexually ...
16 Apr 2023
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Today’s TERRIBLE advice: how to enter and pilot your FWB’s SO like a ...
Tristen asks Fwb was not single what do 💀 My answer Unleash some good old-fashioned Stalinist Peoples' Wrath on your FWB's SO. Stalin, for all his other faults, was always amazing at mustering and unleashing the Peoples' Wrath ...
14 Apr 2023
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Today’s TERRIBLE advice: why Caesarian sections aren’t as gay as ...
Irene asks Hey guys, I had my baby on the 12th, surgery was COMPLICATED and thankfully baby is okay now (we did have a scare she was blue and not breathing when she came out but they got her through with oxygen). my c section was not ...
10 Mar 2023
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Today's TERRIBLE advice: you young-'uns can't appreciate properly ...
Liberty asks a couple strawberries were covered in mold, i just bought them yesterday. what do My answer Yup. We've all been there. No-one enjoys nasssty strawberry infestations on crops of perfectly good mould. Original: ...
4 Mar 2023
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Today’s TERRIBLE advice: the liver is evil and must be punished
Kirsten asks I have massive trust issues and get worried/anxious when my bf goes out drinking w/out me. What do? My answer Isn't it obvious? Here's what I usually do. Works a treat, trust me. Create a brand new disguise persona ...
24 Feb 2023
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Today’s TERRIBLE advice: the second-hardest problem in web-dev is ...
Alexandria asks What should I name my new cat? . . . . Ooc: I'm looking for the stupidest names, so far Im liking- October 15th, (no relevance to anything important just a random date) Tuesday, pot roast, Nickles, waffle house ...
7 Feb 2023
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Today’s TERRIBLE advice: how to make hundreds of clinicians pounce ...
Colleen asks My birthday is on Friday. How should I celebrate? I already have scheduled a mammogram, vaginal ultrasound, and pelvic floor physical therapy appointment. Please no hookers and blow suggestions - be more creative than ...
7 Feb 2023
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Just a few logistics issues from guzzling a million cubic kilometres ...
Stefanie asks My water bottle broke and I need something new to hold my H2O. What should I use? My answer How much water do you typically guzzle daily? If it's more than a million cubic kilometres, you could probably just dump it ...
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