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How not to be the aquatic equivalent of sheep-shaggers
14 Nov 2023
Anastasia asks How do I tell my apartment manager "stop fv¢×ing ignoring me, this is really important and I'm sick of practically pulling teeth just to get anything done around here" wit...
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Get puffing, get broke, and get celebrating
14 Nov 2023
Jaime asks How should I celebrate 100 days cigarette free?? My answer Why not upgrade? Move up from free cigarettes to expensive cigarettes. A few years ago I was hosting a pool pa...
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Why not out-HR HR?
27 Oct 2023
Nichelle asks Having an HR meeting today at work, what do to cause discourse? 🫢 My answer Why not out-HR the HR person? Everyone knows that attack is the best form of defence. Coll...
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How to remove all obstacles to permanent stonerhood
27 Oct 2023
Morgan asks just had wrist surgery and can only use 1 hand, can’t light the bowl of devils lettuce. what do? My answer Next time you have wrist surgery, be sure to ignite every bit of ...
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For best swimming results, replace your arms with a Falcon Heavy
25 Oct 2023
Tara asks My arms are tired from working out. But I was planning on going to the gym to swim after work tonight and swimming wears out my arms. How do I recover? My answer Why not do...
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How to out-hipster every hipster: aorta bungy cords
25 Oct 2023
Danielle asks My bf is being a dingbat lately. Not answering my questions, not calling me after he says he will, taking hours to respond to texts. Obv there’s something going on. He live...
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Never feasted on asbestos? Man. You're missing out.
21 Oct 2023
Cam asks In the corner of the room with all my favourite, most expensive possessions, I have a small wooden cabinet, sat next to a radiator. In this cabinet are piles of old paperwork, ...
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The coldest gonads in the galaxy
21 Oct 2023
Tara asks I’ve been working hard on losing weight and getting in shape. My clothes are starting to fit differently; Shirts that used to be way too small now fit perfectly, but now my pa...
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Can car tyres experience pins and needles too?
21 Oct 2023
Sandi asks What do I do? My answer Do what I do when I get pins and needles in just one buttock. Try to favour the other three tires. Shift all the weight in your car to the back left,...
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Why not hire yourself out as a flamethrower?
7 Oct 2023
Aubrey asks Need a healthy outlet for releasing my pent up energy/anger. Don’t like running. What would you recommend? My answer Why not light your own farts? You could hire ...
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How to make a bear trap orgasm
7 Oct 2023
This particular bear has informed me on a great many occasions that this is his cum face, and he's sick to fucking death of reminding me. Fa asks Periods doesn't stop my man from ha...
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How to abuse a cubic kilometre of Rohirrim poo
7 Oct 2023
Alyssa asks When we moved to where we live (from a city to small town), we didn't realize there are NO trash pickup services... We're a family of 5-7 (no explanation) so the trash p...
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