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Bedbugs are sweethearts when they're emotionally vulnerable
12 Jul 2023
Michelle asks The place we were temporarily staying at has bedbugs and they didn't tell us before staying, we finally got a house and we move in a few days, we're not taking anything w...
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How to imbibe your daily sodium even more hardcorely
12 Jul 2023
Max asks My doctor said I need more sodium. I already salt the fuck out of everything I eat. I also put electrolytes in my water and drink diet soda. How else to get more sodium? My...
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How to stampede cattle through your typical megachurch
6 Jul 2023
Melissa asks P-Hub and all of its affiliated sites blocked everyone in my state from using it. What do? My answer Isn't it obvious? Change your state! Decide which of your neighbourin...
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How to seduce Annatar, Lord of Fab
10 Jun 2023
Image source: https://lieutenant-of-darkness.tumblr.com/post/158... SkiSakima asks I got psychosis and scared almost everyone away what do My answer Isn't it obvious? Just r...
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How to become an Astroturf-esque Judge Judy
8 May 2023
Jennifer asks My boyfriend is locked up waiting for his court dates. The lawyer we hired stopped responding I looked him up and the LAWYER is up for some very serious charges that just ...
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How to make the Vomit Comet even more romantic
8 May 2023
Meg asks Apparently no one likes to cuddle with me because my arms and legs are heavy. Plus, my fat stomach feels like a β€œheavy bowling ball” against their body. What do? My answer Ugh...
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Punctuality is the politeness of bratty bratty princesses
27 Apr 2023
Kaylah asks I transferred to a new location for my work and my new boss lectured me for clocking in a minute late a few times. I feel so bad that my tardiness is causing issues at my jo...
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The classic "whaddaya MEAN ya can't paint red lights green" defence
27 Apr 2023
Rhett asks I'm tired of stoplights taking too long to change for me. Half the time, they change for no reason and give the ghost traffic in the turning lane, a green arrow. How do I sho...
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The swimmiest flatulence cure you've ever encountered
27 Apr 2023
Justyce asks I am full of gas. It's so bad that it hurts. What can I do to relieve the pressure?? My answer Why not go swimming at the bottom of the Mariana Trench? It's 11km deep. You...
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Why no train driver will ever admit that all trains are inflatable
16 Apr 2023
Strumpets! STRUMPETS! Jimmy asks What is the best way to jump on a fast moving train? I always wanted to try this! My answer It's a well-kept secret that all trains are inflatable and...
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How to enter and pilot your FWB's SO like a fleshy tuxedo
16 Apr 2023
Tristen asks Fwb was not single what do πŸ’€ My answer Unleash some good old-fashioned Stalinist Peoples' Wrath on your FWB's SO. Stalin, for all his other faults, was always amazing at m...
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Why Caesarian sections aren't as gay as you'd feared
14 Apr 2023
Irene asks Hey guys, I had my baby on the 12th, surgery was COMPLICATED and thankfully baby is okay now (we did have a scare she was blue and not breathing when she came out but they got...
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