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Execution by practice-T-Rex-dildo
26 Dec 2022
Image source: https://twitter.com/xenowyvern/status/816336768047... Rosanna asks Been vomiting solid food for over a week and my doctors aren't helpful. My answer Wait, it's solid foo...
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The phat new snack that the in-crowd simply simp for
16 Dec 2022
Winter asks I just got a ban from a group for suggesting a person might want to see a doctor for a CPAP machine because it goes against "giving medical advice" What do? My answer Isn'...
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Hardened crime-dames collecting ankle/neck-tags by the dozen
15 Dec 2022
Cierra asks Creative ways to hide your ankle monitor My answer Sheathe your ankle monitor inside a thicker, heavier one covered in glitter or rubies or something and with flashing neo...
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Overenthusiastic Jewish cervix unions on a bed of rice
15 Dec 2022
Molly-Beth asks my boyfriend broke up with me yesterday but we’re still going to be friends. my stomach hurts constantly and i can’t stop crying. what do? My answer Either date a n...
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Steamy dalliances by horrific cheapskates
12 Dec 2022
Abbie asks It’s 6 days until my wedding and someone I met once in college a few years ago just messaged me and asked where the wedding is, because she and her boyfriend would like to com...
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How to increase your grad school's corruption and orgy levels
11 Dec 2022
Brenda asks I'm in grad school creating a final presentation in power point. One of the slides needs to "provide ways to advocate for equity at the school, district, and community levels...
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How to become next-of-kin to every pub brawler in the world
10 Dec 2022
Matt asks Every few months, I get a wave of phone calls from the local jail, from a guy that keeps getting himself arrested. I have no idea who this guy is, but apparently my phone numbe...
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The greatest family gift: each other, literally
27 Nov 2022
Alysha asks Looking to cheer myself up so no OOC. I'm broke as a joke this year for the holidays and have 13 nieces and nephews to buy presents for. What do I get them? They r...
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How to stop sucking your thumb
27 Nov 2022
Paige asks How to get my teenage nephew to stop sucking his thumb? I’m reading all the comments to him btw, no need to censor he’s got a potty mouth. Yes he knows it’s satire, bu...
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Weaselling out of jury duty: SOLVED
18 Nov 2022
Cal asks I got summoned for jury duty, how do I get out of it? My answer Isn't it obvious? Just arrange matters such that every single legal-personnel role in your upcoming trial ...
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How to cure procrastination 100% GUARANTEED
11 Nov 2022
Brooklyn asks My boss is chronically late to every meeting we have, and I frequently have to text him to remind him to attend. What can I say other than "We're waiting for you"? This tex...
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Sprout a superior prong by nuking Antarctica
30 Oct 2022
Maz asks My D is really long and thick (No lie) no matter what I wear there's always an outline or a lump there. What should I do to save myself from embarrassment? My answer Simple. M...
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