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25 Oct 2023
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How to out-hipster every hipster: aorta bungy-cord piercings
Danielle asks My bf is being a dingbat lately. Not answering my questions, not calling me after he says he will, taking hours to respond to texts. Obv there’s something going on. He lives 2.5 hours away from me so I’m planning to ...
21 Oct 2023
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Never feasted on asbestos? Man. You're missing out.
Cam asks In the corner of the room with all my favourite, most expensive possessions, I have a small wooden cabinet, sat next to a radiator. In this cabinet are piles of old paperwork, alongside all my rechargeable batteries, three ...
21 Oct 2023
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The coldest gonads in the galaxy
Image source: https://www.polygon.com/comics/2018/1/19/16910302/... Tara asks I’ve been working hard on losing weight and getting in shape. My clothes are starting to fit differently; Shirts that used to be way too small now fit ...
21 Oct 2023
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Can car tyres experience pins and needles too?
Sandi asks What do I do? My answer Do what I do when I get pins and needles in just one buttock. Try to favour the other three tires. Shift all the weight in your car to the back left, to get the weight off that right-front tire. ...
7 Oct 2023
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Why not hire yourself out as a flamethrower?
Aubrey asks Need a healthy outlet for releasing my pent up energy/anger. Don’t like running. What would you recommend? My answer Why not light your own farts? You could hire yourself out as a flamethrower. Burn off all that ...
7 Oct 2023
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How to make a bear trap orgasm
This particular bear has informed me on a great many occasions that this is his cum face, and he's sick to fucking death of reminding me. Fa asks Periods doesn't stop my man from having me, what do My answer Stop ...
7 Oct 2023
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How to abuse a cubic kilometre of Rohirrim poo
Alyssa asks When we moved to where we live (from a city to small town), we didn't realize there are NO trash pickup services... We're a family of 5-7 (no explanation) so the trash piles up QUIIIIIICK. It's been 3 years, we still ...
15 Sep 2023
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My school had three girls named "Those Savages Look Nice And ...
Pam asks help plzzzzz, due soon with baby #3 and we can't figure out a name for baby girl 3 we have 2 daughters, named harbor and saylor. definitely wanting to stick with the nautical theme, would prefer to have the same ending if ...
15 Sep 2023
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How to fight fire with even sexier fire
Natasha asks Got new insurance, and they follow my driving. It’s bad What do? My answer Why not fight fire with even sexier fire? Accept your insurance's monitoring of your driving habits, but only in return for them allowing ...
15 Sep 2023
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Just as "Featherstonehaugh" is pronounced "Fanshaw", "Wank" is ...
Jeff Wank asks This my real name. What do? My answer Why not follow the fine example of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FboWtJiNYro? Just as you pronounce Hyacinth Bucket's surname "Bouquet", simply insist that your surname's ...
18 Aug 2023
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Can't you trust any counterfeiter these days?
Emily asks As a child of God, what's your next move? My answer Why not swap every banknote in that colossal wad with those fake religious counterfeit notes that certain religious types litter around? Then leave the wallet in ...
28 Jul 2023
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How to commandeer other peoples' garage sales
Mark asks Neighbor is having a garage sale. How to make things awkward? My answer Why not purchase an even bigger DIY garage from Ikea? Then construct your grander, superior garage over and around your neighbour's garage, and ...
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