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You young-'uns can't appreciate properly matured strawberries
10 Mar 2023
Liberty asks a couple strawberries were covered in mold, i just bought them yesterday. what do My answer Yup. We've all been there. No-one enjoys nasssty strawberry infestations on cr...
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The liver is evil and must be punished
4 Mar 2023
Kirsten asks I have massive trust issues and get worried/anxious when my bf goes out drinking w/out me. What do? My answer Isn't it obvious? Here's what I usually do. Works a treat, t...
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The second-hardest problem in web-dev is naming things
24 Feb 2023
Alexandria asks What should I name my new cat? . . . . Ooc: I'm looking for the stupidest names, so far Im liking- October 15th, (no relevance to anything important just a random da...
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How to make hundreds of clinicians pounce on your torso like '90s supermodels on a Mars Bar
7 Feb 2023
Colleen asks My birthday is on Friday. How should I celebrate? I already have scheduled a mammogram, vaginal ultrasound, and pelvic floor physical therapy appointment. Please no hookers ...
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Just a few logistics issues from guzzling a million cubic kilometres of water a day
7 Feb 2023
Stefanie asks My water bottle broke and I need something new to hold my H2O. What should I use? My answer How much water do you typically guzzle daily? If it's more than a million cubi...
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What other diseases was Austin Powers masking?
3 Feb 2023
Amanda asks I might be having seizures.(could be new migraine aura but doctor is checking just to make sure.) What are some sure fire ways to cope with the possible seizures. Please n...
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How to cultivate more fulfilling emotional manipulation
3 Feb 2023
Tristen asks How long should you wait after a breakup before talking to someone new? Apparently people think there's something wrong with starting to reinstall tinder while you're in the...
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Genesis depicts Satan as a snake because its author had never met geese
29 Jan 2023
Shayla asks My doctor wants me to be on a multivitamin pill, but I can't swallow horse pills. What do? No OOC My answer For the purposes of this answer I'll assume you're a goose...
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How to adopt your own mother
26 Jan 2023
Evan asks Decided to go no contact with my mom tonight. What do? My answer "No-Contact" means different things in different countries and legal systems, I think - if you're in a region...
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How to delegate handjob prowess to other orifices and/or digits
9 Jan 2023
Madison asks My hubs told me that our sex is better than any he's ever had but that I give the worse handjob he's ever received. Give me tips to make it better. Actually, What do? My an...
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All global real estate crises: SOLVED
5 Jan 2023
Lacey asks My husband and I cannot agree on which house to buy. How shall I convince him to buy the house I want? My answer Purchase your house without telling him, then physically...
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Blues Brothers III, starring Andrew Friggin' Tate :O
4 Jan 2023
Angel asks My off$pring is a Tate supporter. What do? My answer Isn't he that dude who combines (1) screeching about the amazingness of his latest Bugatti Veyron/Chiron/Myrmidon/whatev...
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